DonTrumpStomach

[DonTrumpStomach @DonTrumpStomach]

@michaelianblack Sweet! Your like just made my day, m8! I'll draft up something soon and send you a sample if I can figure out how!

[DonTrumpStomach @DonTrumpStomach]

@michaelianblack Loved a CFBT! It inspired me to write one about Bernie and what could've been. Cool if I do then give you cred?!

[DonTrumpStomach @DonTrumpStomach]

"Give @Peets a chance." - John Lennon #LetItPeets

[DonTrumpStomach @DonTrumpStomach]

Make America (eat crepes) again!

[DonTrumpStomach @DonTrumpStomach]

"Go ahead. Take em. Just take em. TAKE THEM, YOU SLUT!!!" - DonTrumpStomach persuading the big Don to take more exit mints at Olive Garden

[DonTrumpStomach @DonTrumpStomach]

Bernie Sanders doesn't use pepto when his stomach is upset. Is that the kind of man you want running your country? #YayTrumptobismol

[DonTrumpStomach @DonTrumpStomach]

*Throws double-stuffeds in trash next to empty bottles of pantene provene Just-for-Wigs*... "Goodbye, my sweet prince." #deporteos

[DonTrumpStomach @DonTrumpStomach]

Nice try @ThatNewSteveJobsMovie, the American people don't forget THAT easy #AshtonIsMyJobs #MichaelFassPRETENDER #StomachTakesandAches

[DonTrumpStomach @DonTrumpStomach]

If you can't beat em (with tacos), meat 'em (with Reubens)! Thanks, Don! I owe you 1! #RyeCurious #RyepublicanParty

[DonTrumpStomach @DonTrumpStomach]

What do Reubens taste like? #RyeCurious

[DonTrumpStomach @DonTrumpStomach]

Football is on!. that's very USA...UNLIKE MEXICO, which is not very USA...we should erect a wall! a big, crunchy, floury wall ..#Tacos4Trump

[DonTrumpStomach @DonTrumpStomach]

UGHH been craving tacos for months!!!...Pls...just pls, Donald...a quickie...for old time's sake? It will be our Benghazito? #Tacos4Trump