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[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

The distance between your house and your job really affects your quality of life.

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

The final stage of owning an iPhone is carrying a power bank everywhere you go 😭

[Eniola Kemi 🇦🇷 @kemimoo4]

Leo Messi pls we don’t want assist tomorrow we need another hattrick 😭🙏

[BIG OG @iamogkidd]

fucking somebody who knows how to fuck will turn you into a sex addict 😭

[Lebogang Mos @lebogangmos]

My problem with Ronaldo is that he said winning a WC is not a dream of his, so why the hell is he there??? Move bc everyone else on the team dreams of winning one

[◢ ◤ Kawabanga @kaawabanga]

Stadium cleaners whenever it's Japan playing.

[Newiii 🧊🇿🇦🇦🇷 @newi_6th]

Remember when Ronaldo made a documentary and added Messi losing the final to Germany in it? 🤣. Spare me on that “just appreciate the both of them” nonsense.

[Tans @tanmay1705]

No one believes you can pull a girl more than your girlfriend

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

Same principle for baddies btw

[Feran🥷🏾 @feranisapsycho]

3 abortions and you scared to hold my glock in yo purse…. Bitch you the killa

[Screwly G @ScrewlyG]

i wish u niggas understood that there's always a better bitch.

[FT @FootbalTimelyn]

Ronaldo thought the GOAT debate was over after that trophy, only for Messi to win the 2XCopa America, Finalisma, World cup & 3X ballon d’or, what a comeback😂😭💔

[DIRTTY_DRIPP🐐 @LIPP1K]

Backshots make u nut fast seeing all dat ass jigglin 😭😭😭😭

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Jeff Bezos claiming humans are consuming too much water and not leaving enough for AI data centers is INSANE.

[Barca Timze @BarcaTimze]

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE : Hansi Flick has threatened Barcelona board that if he doesn’t get a top striker this summer, next season will be his last. @KalshiFB

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴⚪️ Atlético Madrid are close to getting deal done for Alejandro Grimaldo.

Agreement 100% done on personal terms, Grimaldo says yes to Atléti project.

Atléti now in talks with Bayer Leverkusen to seal the deal for fee over €10m.

[. @Arhlzz]

Theres grown men with fully developed brains arguing that the Portuguese players are not passing to Ronaldo and playing bad on purpose bc they’re trying to sabotage him. And they fully believe this

[havoc @_havoc224]

“he’s using u for ur body” do u think i went to his place at 3am to discuss the economical and political state of the world?

[Pejuola| HR🗣️ @Pejuola_a]

The fact you got a job is an actual proof you can get another 🤏🏽