James Kehoe

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[James Kehoe @Don_Keyhoete]

Read.
Banned.
Books.

[The Killers @thekillers]

Pre-save here: https://t.co/SAg3pNyig6

[Northeast Urbanist @skytopjf]

This is the Chipotle where Thomas Paine wrote common sense

[The Killers @thekillers]

Hell yeah! Congratulations on a great season.

[James Kehoe @Don_Keyhoete]

@Whiteghost117 Welp, this is the throwback no one wanted.

[James Kehoe @Don_Keyhoete]

@HanSobbo I can bring you a box when I come to Kzoo this weekend if you’re still looking!

[TrumpsTaxes (@trumpstaxes.com on bsky) @TrumpsTaxes]

Holy cow this is good.

Jon Stewart easily lures a pro-gun/anti-drag queen Republican into a trap…and then blasts him over his blatant, shameless hypocrisy.

[James Kehoe @Don_Keyhoete]

@HanSobbo It’s not you, it’s us. We will answer any question posed as directly, with as few words, as humanly possible. It’s a problem, I think, borne out of centuries of being clearly intellectually inferior to our womanly counterparts. In short: we get in less trouble this way.

[James Kehoe @Don_Keyhoete]

Work places should be required to place a sound proof room for screaming purposes.

[James Kehoe @Don_Keyhoete]

@Whiteghost117 “Not to get off topic … But have you heard what’s going on in another place that is most certainly off topic?”

[James Kehoe @Don_Keyhoete]

@SarahKayPrice @HanSobbo I can tell you’re married

[James Kehoe @Don_Keyhoete]

Became the family point-person to order Girl Scout cookies today.
Unrelated: anyone know where I can keep 28 boxes of Girl Scout cookies?

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

As Tommy Lee Jones famously asked another actor in The Fugitive, “Do you want to change your bullshit story?”

We now know Trump let 3 Chinese balloons pass through U.S. airspace without shooting them down.

What’s your story now?

[James Kehoe @Don_Keyhoete]

@BrendanSawyerMI How the hell do gas stoves fit into this? Am I too woke to appreciate the culinary arts?

[James Kehoe @Don_Keyhoete]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/aDHmpUDdq6

[Jocelyn Benson @JocelynBenson]

At what point does one man's quest to be Speaker defer to the need to have a functional Congress?

Asking for a nation.

[James Kehoe @Don_Keyhoete]

At this point, @GOPLeader may need to catch the golden snitch to become #HouseSpeaker. Watch out for the lightning sir.

[Jon Ralston @RalstonReports]

Can't wait to see this go to penalty kicks tomorrow on the House floor.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[James Kehoe @Don_Keyhoete]

@Whiteghost117 Sign me up.