>be Bryan Johnson
>decide death is optional if you throw enough money at it
>two million dollars a year, thirty doctors on call
>eat 1,977 calories of beige vegan paste a day, the one diet humans were never built to run on
>pick it, of all things, as your route to living forever
>chase every meal with a hundred-plus supplements to plug the holes the paste leaves
>hide from the sun under a hat and a UV umbrella, caked in mineral sunscreen
>the star that grew every living thing on earth, dodged like a mugger
>treat red meat like it's radioactive
>iron sits on the floor for years, however many pills you throw down
>"I may have the best biomarkers ever recorded"
>thirty doctors, and not one can say why the iron won't hold
>finally biopsy the stomach
>your own immune system has been turning on it for years
>autoimmune gastritis, the exact tissue that pulls in iron and B12, breaking itself down
>go on X to announce "my stomach is eating itself"
>the nutrients you can no longer hold are the ones a plate of red meat gives away for free
>mfw you dodged the sun, refused the meat, lived on pills, and your body still chose to eat itself
Incredible that a version of this guy exists to at least some degree in all of the Anglosphere countries. A real dark energy in the culture and people must be producing them
BREAKING: The US and Iran have agreed to halt strikes and meet this week, per Axios.
The announcement comes just one hour before US stock market futures are set to reopen.
So women making more then men destroys the dating pool for women, so men have to make more, but if men make more women will complain about the gender pay gap, so we have to do more to boost women so that they'll make more then men, but then that destroys the dating pool...
"But you are a great sinner, that's true... and your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing. Isn't that fearful? Isn't it fearful that you are living in this filth which you loathe so...?"