Don Royal

I rep England

[Don Royal @Don_Royal40]

Every World Cup:

Japan av a Suzuki
Belgium av a De
Croatia av a vic
South Korea av a Kim
Netherlands av a van
Sweden av a son
Qatar, Iraq, Jordan & Suadi Arabia av a Al
Morocco av a El
Brazil & Portugal av a single name player (Name too long suh dem just use d alias) ⚽️

[Don Royal @Don_Royal40]

Shi ask how mi done suh fast, mi tell har, normal charger stop use now

Super fast charger d ting deh now 😐

[Don Royal @Don_Royal40]

A Wiseman once asked:

How comes wen I look 5 miles out I can't c d ship no longer but I can look up and c a planet 140million miles out ❓️

[Don Royal @Don_Royal40]

A wiseman once said:

The vagina is like a job. If a man has never gotten urs, he will not get paid in order to give u money 🗣

[Don Royal @Don_Royal40]

Mi talk bout it enuh

Buy 1 million midfielder & attackers & NO defender

Gweh get some rass beaten yuh c mi side 🤦‍♂️

[Don Royal @Don_Royal40]

Shi seh if mi b a gud bwoy & buy har lunch from time to time mi sure fi get d bizniz by now & next 3 months 😉

[Don Royal @Don_Royal40]

Y Arsenal nuh just buy every club. D man dem a guh hard yf 😐

[Don Royal @Don_Royal40]

Masicka mek sure him duh tune wid Marley suh him can try get a Grammy 👀

[Don Royal @Don_Royal40]

Suh Man Utd decide seh dem nah sign a LB. Alrite Man Utd mek wi c how it work out wid wi av millions a match fi play 😐

[Don Royal @Don_Royal40]

A bet seh if mi seh force like M x A most a unuh weh a seh force like a rabbit wudda neva get it & force like MA mek more sense dan force like a rabbit 🤦‍♂️

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Nuhbody nuh come chat to mi bout nuh force like nuh rass rabbit & nuh dunce out & calm c & d rest a fuqry dem

Mi nav a clue suh connect up wid unuh regular weh kno dem talk deh 💯

[Don Royal @Don_Royal40]

Yuh ask fi c d fone. Yuh get d fone, ntn suspicious nuh in deh. Yuh start cuss seh ntn nuh in deh

Suh dat mean yuh aim a fi guh inna d fone & c sumpn

Nah disappoint yuh next time baby 🤣

[Don Royal @Don_Royal40]

Seh shi nav nuh money suh mi cashapp har suh shi cudda get fi cum

Seh shi nuh like small spaces, shi claustrophobic suh mi tek har inna d open suh shi cudda get fi breed 💯

[Don Royal @Don_Royal40]

Shi get a total a $1600

Mi gi har bills fi pay har bills
Gi har a nanny fi run d nanni
& shi end up gi har mother get a grand fi a gran

#StrengthaCashDuhDiTalking 💷

[Don Royal @Don_Royal40]

To how long yah mek yi same mistake ova & ova yuh fully experience now man

Dat anuh mistake agen, dat a Mrstake 😐

[Don Royal @Don_Royal40]

Yah move sideways maams

Yah move like crab

But mi wah move like crab too 😉

[Don Royal @Don_Royal40]

Everyday him deh pan "fully dunce" him shudda try bright like Albert EISTIEN

Now Gunshot SQUASH out him head pan yi grung 😐

[Don Royal @Don_Royal40]

Mi deal wid value fi money. Suh mi must a exchange my money fi a product or service

Dahs y mi nuh wah nuh traffic ticket

Dat a money fi penalty

Anuh like seh wen mi guh tax office wid my 10, 15 or 20k, mi a come bk out wid PUSSY 😐

[Don Royal @Don_Royal40]

Gah kym guh lift weights suh him is a BOUNTY KILLA

Now from him c mi gun him get tiny, he is now a BEENIE MAN

Gunshot deh all ova him body like soap wid a pH above 7 suh yuh kno mi shot dem ALKALINE

[Don Royal @Don_Royal40]

Boy gah Carib fi watch movie & leff d theater room fi guh buy him catey POPCAAN

Wen mi c him, all mi c a beh IWATA

Caz him kno dis get INTENCE

Bout him a try bribe mi wid a MAVADO watch

[Don Royal @Don_Royal40]

& bout him practice martial arts, him trainer use to call him ninja boy but since him get big, him trainer seh him name NINJA MAN

Whole a ppl him kill, d street seh him a d real ASSASIN

Kill dem pan every side a d road, right side & sometimes pan d LEFF SIDE