Thomas

[Thomas @Don_Tom]

http://t.co/AWJUACaUS2 Accidentally watched a few minutes of The Bachelor and now I can't remember a single state capitol.

[Thomas @Don_Tom]

http://t.co/Uf19IkqG7N I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home.

[Thomas @Don_Tom]

How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence? http://t.co/bHIT2p0sZJ

[Thomas @Don_Tom]

In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing. http://t.co/338pe2gREy

[Thomas @Don_Tom]

http://t.co/ZAUv6Lw7F8 I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade

[Thomas @Don_Tom]

http://t.co/JDX27T8AyB No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.

[Thomas @Don_Tom]

It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you http://t.co/kOAuXSXB

[Thomas @Don_Tom]

http://t.co/IHugEXf6 Brushed my teeth before my breakfast and now my vodka tastes funny. :(

[Thomas @Don_Tom]

Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry was *rear ended* this morning. Now I understand why he Walks This Way. http://t.co/Czgx6zNR

[Thomas @Don_Tom]

I'll bet you $46,368.86 you can't guess how much I owe my Bookie. http://t.co/qdoUcbnX

[Thomas @Don_Tom]

My iPhone could say that I have a voicemail from God and I still wouldn't listen to it. http://t.co/BIsobLOJ

[Thomas @Don_Tom]

last week in germany, but i come back in 3 weeks ;)

[Thomas @Don_Tom]

back from nürnberg....
the game was not good, but the atmosphere was ingenious!

[Thomas @Don_Tom]

essen gehen in erlangen! mal schaun wos uns heute hin verschlägt..

[Thomas @Don_Tom]

coffee break :D

[Thomas @Don_Tom]

good night world :)
die nacht ist sowieso schon viel zu kurz für ein murmeltier wie mich.

[Thomas @Don_Tom]

this time, i'm in germany, erlangen! for a course in the siemens training center!

[Thomas @Don_Tom]

greate game !!!

[Thomas @Don_Tom]

i'm watching the game! hala madrid :D