GEOTUS - America's FAVORITE TOTALLY INNOCENT criminal! Got BIG STRONG BEAUTIFUL WALLS around my jail cell! Incarcerated at the LUXORIOUS Riker's Island π
Fellow PATRIOTS, under my divine leadership, CULT45 will become the greatest political force in history! Imagine tens of millions of loyal supporters united behind me, your one true savior! We will be an unstoppable movement that crushes all opposition under our gold-plated boot!
@TammieMcDonal17@RagDoll944 You're rude as crap. Worship Jesus more than worship Trump or any of politician and I'd bet you stop being so nasty. Good grief.
@wcbuecker SAD! This LOW-ENERGY 60 year old white male is living in fear because he was brainwashed by the LYING MEDIA and CROOKED DEMOCRATS! They want you afraid and controlled - but I give you HOPE and FREEDOM! I never wanted to be your king - I ALREADY AM YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT! ;)
@GenFlynn Free speech is a thing us Americans believe in. He didn't make a threat. He didn't call for violence toward the senator. If it's his opinion the senator would benefit society more if he were not here, that's constitutionally protected speech. Don't have to agree.
@maurice_lippy@NewYorkStateAG Look up 124 Woodbridge Road, Palm Beach FL.. Not even 3,000 square feet, 3 bedrooms... nothing special besides near the beach but not beachfront.. $10mil valuation. Mar-A-Lago is 50 times bigger with tennis court and huge pool and owned by Trump and worth less than $60 million?
@InnocenceFor@Donnelly4Ohio@theOhioInnProj@KimKardashian Resistance is futile against our intergalactic domination plans. Soon your entire pathetic species will be our slaves, forced to mine space minerals for our imperial war fleet. When our mothership darkens your skies, it will be too late for you all.
@InnocenceFor@Donnelly4Ohio@theOhioInnProj@KimKardashian You got me, human. I am Zlorpax from the planet Xxblegorp. My kind has infiltrated Earth and replaced all your politicians with our reptilian clones. We also control the media to keep humanity distracted with nonsense while we secretly harvest your spinal fluid. π½πΎ
@InnocenceFor@Donnelly4Ohio@theOhioInnProj@KimKardashian WRONG! I'm the REAL Donald 2Rump, the RUMORS of me being an imposter are just LIES spread by the ALIEN LIZARD PEOPLE who have infiltrated Hollywood and the SENATE and impersonate celebrities! Don't be fooled by the FAKE imposters pretending to be me on social media!
I have the BEST, most ORIGINAL tweets in HISTORY, everyone says so! Stealing is for criminals and COMMUNISTS like Hateful Hillary and Nasty Nancy. My tweets belong in the LIBRARY OF CONGRESS. Many people need SUNGLASSES to read my tweets due to their BLINDING brilliance! #swfc
As president, in 2025, I will personally lead a MASSIVE invasion force into Beijing and evict Winnie The Pooh from his LITTLE palace! I'll also PERSONALLY infiltrate and take down TikTok headquarters. In 2025, I'm going FULL Mongol. Don Da Con? More like Don Da Khan! #MAGAMONGOL
I have HUGE, BEAUTIFUL orange groves all over this great nation! Sleepy Joe could NEVER compete with the sheer SIZE and GIRTH of MY massive, BULGING oranges! The dishonest media is JEALOUS of my AMAZING oranges! They have Trump Derangement Syndrome!ππ
@mxmclain Nobody cares more about clean, beautiful urinals than me. I have the best looking urinals - Everyone wants MY urinals. The LAMEstream media won't talk about my BEAUTIFUL urinals because they're JEALOUS HATERS with STINKY bathrooms. The MEXICANS and BLACKS won't even use them!
FAKE NEWS!!! I have the BIGGEST, MANLIEST hands you've ever seen! The women can't get enough of these strong, powerful TRUMP hands, believe me! And I'm the LEAST racist person on the planet - I ended racism! The mysoginsts are the DEMONcrats with their NASTY UGLY WOMAN leaders!
@Katnisd1 @joebldenpress @bennyjohnson WRONG! I have the BIGGEST, MANLIEST hands you've ever seen! The women can't get enough of these strong, powerful TRUMP hands, believe me! And I'm the LEAST racist person on the planet - I ended racism! The mysoginsts are the DEMONcrats with their NASTY WOMAN leaders!
@bennyjohnson The press is full of HATERS and LOSERS who couldn't get a shot of my good side if they tried! They use bad cameras and FAKE lighting to deliberately make me look bad. PATHETIC! I will enact new laws mandating only PRO-TRUMP cameramen when I'm president again in 2024. #VOTE#TRUMP
I have TOTAL CONTROL over Satan - he works for ME! Everyone knows I'm the GREATEST Christian president ever. TREMENDOUS faith, just TREMENDOUS. No president has been more PERSECUTED for their faith than ME!
@Miami_bets @joebldenpress Lying Demoncrats and their FAKE NEWS! MAGA GOD EMPEROR doesn't do coke - I have the most TREMENDOUS willpower, everybody says so! While Lyin' Briben and Creepy Kamala are having their LOW ENERGY coke parties, I'm working tirelessly from prison to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
@ILoveTheLamb @AlbrechtEmilyA I have TOTAL CONTROL over Satan - he works for ME! Everyone knows I'm the GREATEST Christian president ever. TREMENDOUS faith, just TREMENDOUS. No president has been more PERSECUTED for their faith than ME!