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Guy who occasionally remembers he has a channel he can post videos on.

Technically a part of #beachboystwt, but I’m just in my own little bubble.

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today. i bet you can guess what time.
https://t.co/pmJC2vjhj1

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you know what, fuck it. 5/24. get ready for another serving of wail

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@harrhz66 pretty sure i watched this exact same clip, and I don’t think they were saying that they were pirates to insult them, it was a reference to when they covered Surf City and talked about Murry Wilson calling J&D record pirates because he saw them as having stolen Brian’s song

[gracie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🌸 @APanther369]

10/10/66 - After a recording process that lasted seven months, the most ambitious pop song of its time is released: Good Vibrations. Here's the final version:

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alternatively: chris christie on his way to the front row of left field after declaring the entire seating area a hazard

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chris christie on his way to block the gates to the stadium after a single fan denounces him

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Stephen A. Smith thinks the Mets are "trash" because they're not listening to Chris Christie enough. "I know the man knows his baseball"

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happy belated 3 years to this beauty of a thread. never gets old

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@ida1wh0h3re @RedNinjargon @CheckMark_Shame @TrickyJimmy_ here’s a diagram of what mostly happens when a child (like in the situation above) goes through an emergency exit

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@gooolixx oh yeah sorry, your difficulty got updated to australia. good luck!

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@gooolixx i think the only complaint i have with its usage in this specific song is that it being in there feels jarring. like it’s only for a really short section of the song and then it goes back to Carl’s lead like nothing happened. but yeah her voice is nice

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@MLB okay, but consider the following: detroit tigers vs miami marlins. the game of d00m

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yeah i know I haven’t been doing curse of brian. i don’t think I can really deal with baseball right now

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honestly after the trade deadline is done the MLB network should replace the timer they have counting down the end of the deadline with a timer counting down to the beginning of the lockout that’s going to happen because of it

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brian wilson if he presented slime: so this is slime. you ca-

darian sahanaja: you already did this bit four months ago, Brian

brian: i know, but hear me out… slime.

(the packed crowd erupts into applause)

mike love (300 miles away): can I sue brian for copying his own joke

[Keano For Taoiseach 🪏 @RoyForTaoiseach]

Brian Wilson Presents SLiME

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i go on america’s got talent. i pick up the microphone, and proceed to give the best performance of my entire life. the presenters are stunned. the crowd is going nuts. i lose to yet another fucking guy eating a sword

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the best thing about cross posting is that i can talk shit about the other platform and then edit it over there and I can start a civil war between my platforms

hey twitter followers I heard my bluesky followers are scheming to overthrow you in a coup for my undivided attention

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3 months later i still feel like i’m going on a ‘69 creedence type run the way I’ve been creating stuff

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you know, i kinda hate the fact that i just released an album. not because i think the album is bad (i don’t really), but because i have more music and now i don’t know how long i should wait to release it

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i know i missed it last week (all star stuff) but happy curse of brian tuesday
since they played kokomo in “tribute” to Brian Wilson, the Mets are 82-115

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happy curse of brian monday
since they played kokomo in “tribute” to Brian Wilson, the Mets are 69-92
tomorrow, they will play their 162nd game since the curse started
original context to this in the second image because the account that posted it got nuked

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happy curse of brian monday
since they played kokomo in “tribute” to Brian Wilson, the Mets are 77-109

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happy curse of brian monday
since they played kokomo in “tribute” to Brian Wilson, the Mets are 69-92
tomorrow, they will play their 162nd game since the curse started
original context to this in the second image because the account that posted it got nuked

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happy curse of brian monday
since they played kokomo in “tribute” to Brian Wilson, the Mets are 75-105
added new stat to miscellaneous info

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happy curse of brian monday
since they played kokomo in “tribute” to Brian Wilson, the Mets are 69-92
tomorrow, they will play their 162nd game since the curse started
original context to this in the second image because the account that posted it got nuked

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this was a very expected move, but will this be enough to satiate Brian Wilson’s anger?

tune in on next monday’s episode of the curse of brian

[MLB @MLB]

The Mets have relieved manager Carlos Mendoza of his duties.

Andy Green has been named interim manager through the end of 2026.

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happy late curse of brian monday 2
since they played kokomo in “tribute” to Brian Wilson, the Mets are 74-99

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happy curse of brian monday
since they played kokomo in “tribute” to Brian Wilson, the Mets are 69-92
tomorrow, they will play their 162nd game since the curse started
original context to this in the second image because the account that posted it got nuked

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happy late curse of brian monday
since they played kokomo in “tribute” to Brian Wilson, the Mets are 72-96
since it has now been over a year since he passed, I changed the text so that that’s clarified
also dunno how to incorporate the Knicks ring into this sorry

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happy curse of brian monday
since they played kokomo in “tribute” to Brian Wilson, the Mets are 69-92
tomorrow, they will play their 162nd game since the curse started
original context to this in the second image because the account that posted it got nuked