My wife texted me from work:
Her: "Are you watching that new serial killer documentary on Netflix?"
Me: "Yeah, I just started episode 3."
Her: "Pause it at 22 minutes and 14 seconds."
Me: "Okay, paused. It's the crime scene photo of the living room."
Her: "Right. Do you see the blood spatter on the wall near the fireplace?"
Me: "Uh, yeah. It's pretty gruesome."
Her: "Look just to the left of the fireplace mantle. See where the natural light is hitting the wall?"
Me: "Yes..."
Her: "That’s the exact shade of sage green I want for the guest bathroom."
This is why i hate it when gay niggas bring that feminine energy kwizinto zamajita. No one has a problem calling another man grootman. We even call our little brothers grootman.
Uhambise umuntu wakho e-cinema as a way yokuxolisa for cheating, i starring naso si cheat'e i movie yonke 😫
Kube ngathi ubuzomubukisa I Role model yakho 😕