Donald Clunks

Do NOT consult with your qualified advisor.

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@On3 @mtorressports Wow. Awesome. New Oregon fan

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You don’t hate USC enough

[Cal Football @CalFootball]

It’s a new era of college football.

Take a never-seen-before look inside the Cal Bears transfer portal season in “Portal Games”, by @NFLFilms

Premiers on @FS1 on September 30th at 3:30 PM PT

[Databricks @databricks]

Today, we’re proud to announce Databricks as the new sponsor of Cal Bears Field! 🐻

All seven of our co-founders are Cal alumni. The earliest lines of what would become Databricks were written at Berkeley’s Soda Hall, fueled by late nights and a shared belief that data and AI could accelerate human progress.

This sponsorship is our way of investing in the next generation of researchers and builders who’ll have their own breakthroughs there.

Our mission has always been to democratize data and AI. It started at Cal. We’re glad to help it continue there.

Go Bears. 💙

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@GoHeels @UNCFootball @JonesAngell @Bojangles

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@BubbaBumpShrimp Precisely

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Justin Herbert when I put US currency on him:

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@BubbaBumpShrimp Maybe your best work yet

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“Grown ass man with a Twitter burner”

You forgot private story and finsta as well.

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Just met an Asian dude named Foo, cool dude

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Didn’t even know KU and Mizzou were rivals til this week 😭😭😭

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@nocontextcfb Tie game, 3 minutes left, 3rd down and this kid who I have US currency on is sizing up the center like he’s Kyrie Irving

[dino panther @M1nkFl0w]

College defensive players when they see a QB going out of bounds short of the sticks on 3rd down

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@JMUBarstool This top 5

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Throwin on the old game day peter post grad #LANK

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@BubbaBumpShrimp He just has zero personality

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@exec_sum Ah yes of course, Jeffery Epstein the financier

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@NBATIGAHBOY

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@netflix Someone humble this bitch plz. I can fill a high school gym with the amount of people that play your “sport” competitively. #StillWould