Faux Donald

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[Faux Donald @DonaldFaux]

I'm an idiot who doesn't understand science. I conflate weather and climate and don't understand the difference.

[Stacia Robitaille @StaciaRR]

I was once on a elevator alone with @realDonaldTrump (& a man w/him) at Madison Square Gardens. He was aggressive & told me I was coming home with him. I laughed, stating I was married to a Ranger. He guaranteed me my husband didn’t make as much money as him. #ThisIsOurPresident

[Faux Donald @DonaldFaux]

Pastor Wise is a most intelligent man. I stand with him. & Roy Moore. & all the other pussy grabbing GOP mbrs. https://t.co/BCXkVgw55Q

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Real quote from Alabama Pastor Earl Wise, a Moore supporter: “How these gals came up with this, I don’t know. They must have had some sweet dreams somewhere down the line. Plus there are some 14-year-olds, who, the way they look, could pass for 20.” https://t.co/j43vSKvdii

[Faux Donald @DonaldFaux]

The women who have come forward about all the other pussy grabbing men are truthful. Those who claim I have are liars. https://t.co/fnavuWLwRd

[Faux Donald @DonaldFaux]

Help enrich me further & support your favorite president by buying worthless shit at https://t.co/UYj9uDbw9k.

[Faux Donald @DonaldFaux]

I am disappointed that I have yet to sign significant legislation, but I am wiping out every vestige of Obama.

[Faux Donald @DonaldFaux]

Too bad I don't read. Here are 5 books to make you less stupid about the Civil War

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[Faux Donald @DonaldFaux]

It doesn't matter what Mueller does. I will pardon everyone indicted, and, to save money, I will do it before any trials. It shall not stand

[Faux Donald @DonaldFaux]

1) They're not real Americans. 2) No resident of Puerto Rico vote for me; no base there. 3) I don't really understand how government works. https://t.co/rMCGtrpqdf

[Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer]

@realDonaldTrump Why do you continue to treat Puerto Ricans differently than other Americans when it comes to natural disasters?

[Donald J. Trump ........................... ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @realDonaldTrFan]

Chuck, YOU KNOW why I treat Porto Rican's differently. They're not real Americans like us. PS. Don't share this direct message with others. https://t.co/J3DHCuF8Rz

[Faux Donald @DonaldFaux]

I'm a huge fan of #fakenews when it supports my message. Facts, peddled by the #msm are just rabid; those outlets deserve to be shuttered.

[Faux Donald @DonaldFaux]

You've heard @elonmusk thinks this world is a simulation. Are we now just game pieces to be toyed with?
King me, please.

#jeylimepie #uft

[Faux Donald @DonaldFaux]

"Keep the peace. Promote human life. Tell the truth."

Who is he kidding? He knows nothing. He's just a peanut farmer from the south. https://t.co/Ao4kOAOlvH

[Jovita Moore @JovitaMoore]

Former President Jimmy Carter was asked tonight what advice he'd give the current POTUS:

[Faux Donald @DonaldFaux]

Of course not. I don't want to condemn what I am, and I don't want to piss off my base. https://t.co/JgJWSW0T2o

[ThinkProgress @thinkprogress]

White House won’t commit to signing joint congressional resolution condemning white supremacists https://t.co/msYQ16ikDn

[Faux Donald @DonaldFaux]

@WilDonnelly No, I'm just a #nutcase.

And the #dementia doesn't help.

[Faux Donald @DonaldFaux]

@Alt_DeptofED @BetsyDeVosED My base! My base! What a good guy he is! Awesome. Love him. He's with me and we're making America great again!

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

America's favorite pervert @tedcruz blamed an "inadvertent mistake" by his staff for "liking" a porn video on his Twitter account. Is Ted: