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muhfuggin dawg

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When I was in school and the teacher needed a few strong boys to lift or move something, I was ALWAYS chosen FYI. Ur fw a winner 🥇

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What

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Nothing says patriotism more than a limited edition, red, white, and blue Zyn tin. #TobyKeith @america

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@fearofboof joyology in Monroe is selling your 3 year old product. FYI

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Stateside, a gas station. I drank a frozen blue beverage too quickly, and was struck down by a punishment this entire nation knows, and accepts, and has named.

The drink is called a slush. Ice, sweetness, and a blue that does not occur in nature. The day was hot. I was thirsty. I drank like a soldier at a river.

The pain arrived in my skull like a war horn.

Behind the eyes. Above everything. Total. I gripped the roof of my car. I may have made a sound.

"Brain freeze," said the cashier through the door, with no urgency whatsoever.

It has a NAME. The affliction is so common it has a household name, like a cousin.

"Tongue on the roof of your mouth," called a man at the pumps. He did not look over. He prescribed the remedy mid-pump, casually, the way one mentions weather.

I pressed my tongue to the roof of my mouth. The war horn faded. The healer nodded at his pump, finished, and was gone in a Chevrolet.

In my land, punishment follows crime by way of courts and seasons. Here, the sentence is instant. Drink with greed, and the ice strikes the mind directly. No trial. No appeal. Perfectly fair.

And here is what moves me. EVERYONE has felt it. The cashier. The healer. Children. Elders. An entire nation united by the same small lightning, all taught the same cure, all passing it on to strangers at gas stations, free of charge.

You cannot fully distrust a country once you know it shares one pain.

The freeze does not punish thirst. It punishes haste.

I finished the slush slowly, like a scholar. Blue tongue. Clear mind.

Then at the door I forgot everything, drank deeply, and was struck down again.

"Tongue, hon," said the cashier, without looking up.

Discipline is a journey.

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Smoking Big Doinks - Young King Dave (2017)

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If Michael B Jordan is the best actor we have, we are in trouble.

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@chrismiles78 @NotThatHughes Wut

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@Raindropsmedia1 Howard got this out of him and this dweebs follow up is dumb

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@senorbaggz @MIAuniverse Ur just mad they have $ and you don't. Cope and seethe.

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@MIAuniverse What is wrong with you positing such ignorance? Good Lord what's wrong with people.

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@yungskuntebony @sideeyedya But let them say the forbidden word and you'll chimp tf out!

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@MissWWrecker @IvorSmittens @BritisherPaz49 Outside of black people in America, gun violence is nearly nonexistent

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@Chris_arnade Sometimes a good spot is worth fighting for tbh

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@SohailAnwer @alaynatreene hi

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@GuzKhanOfficial We gotta stop pretending that Muslims "fasting" is some big sacrifice. If you eat breakfast and dinner you ain't struggling

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What a performance

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Connor Hellebyuck and this dude, the biggest heroes in America right now

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Crip Mac is officially home!

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@GuyCreditcard @smashbaals You don't live in anyone's head. You commit terrorism and horrible atrocities so people kinda know about ya. Much like your friends the Nazi's.

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@phatdaddi84 @AlexDonno @On3 Whatever you have to tell yourself. Must suck to sell your soul and all you get is a loss to Indiana (a school that cares more about basketball than football)

We basically just started trying and lapped your whole program in like a a year