Donald Hines

Securing Theatricality since 2008. Former tech. writer at former Fortune 500 companies. Vocal fry cook.

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

13 going on 30

[Life Grips @ptrkbrn]

The Italian and Irish immigrant communities in America had such a beautifully synergistic relationship in the first half of the 20th century, with the Italians' congenital low morals and rampant lawlessness creating stable employment opportunities for Irish cops

[Greg Meyer @GMMeyer]

Eating out in chinatown and forcing everyone to do a land acknowledgment for stolen Italian land

[gal debored @ckayerawlings]

Not really enjoying the era where random billionaires get to decide what counts as “terrorism”

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

spain fans are like “big game in loth angelith today”

[Maoist Landlord™️ @fleshsimulator]

Gee I sure hope there isn't a third party involved in this conflict that loves assassinating presidents and really really really really really really REEEEEAAALLY wants to nuke Iran

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

His wife wanted new floors and he said over his dead body.

[Sinking 🇪🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇳🇴 @EisakuOtomo]

I think about this at least once every week

[Bélgica Pelicot @Belgicapelicot_]

El mundial ha llegado a un punto en el cual no importa quien gane,importa que eliminen a argentina.

[Majority Democrats @MajorityDems]

The Mitch McConnell situation is starting to sound like when a con artist pretends an elderly relative is still alive so they can keep cashing their Social Security checks, only it’s the entire GOP doing it so they can keep cutting Social Security.

[Ben See @ClimateBen]

SCIENTISTS' GRIM WARNING: "Denying that we may be experiencing the start of the sixth mass extinction paves the way for it to happen"

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

The Supreme Court gave this psychotic, corrupt clown car full authority to sell everything special about America at a fire sale price.

They need to be escorted out of there and frog-marched around Dupont Circle while we shower them with tomatoes. I’m tired of their destruction.

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

it wont take 15 years lol

[Donald Hines @DonaldHines]

@muheediva01 $650 for a 1BR apt. in SF, 1988.

[tautologer @tautologer]

a huge portion of the population primarily experiences economic growth as "other people can now outbid me for housing"

[Wesley— oss/acc @wslyvh]

Good reminder: "We cannot have a society in which, if two people wish to communicate, the only way that can happen is if it's financed by a third person who wishes to manipulate them" - Jaron Lanier

Full talk on how to remake the internet below 👇

[scary lawyerguy @scarylawyerguy]

He's building a massive WH bunker, firing election officials, demanding voter rolls, and wants to create a permanent way to block access to the WH. If I was a conspiratorial sort, I'd be connecting some dots that don't end well for democracy.

[Aidan Gallows is revising 👑🗡️ @Aidan_Gallows]

I think if authors are too poor to survive piracy and readers are too poor not to pirate then we need to have a really serious conversation about where all that money is and why it isn't circulating properly.

[Maddie @maddiewhittle]

1. Systematically encourage the dismantling of film criticism as a specialized field & viable profession by privileging the voices of hobbyists & fans (i.e. LB user pull-quotes)
2. Buy the dominant platform for the circulation of hobbyist discourse (LB)
3. No more bad press

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

You’re all gonna feel really stupid when Mitch returns to the senate with an amazing BBL