Donald Chimp

Half chimp, half jackass and yet, somehow, still far less primitive than Donald Trump and more evolved than the GOP. Been #NeverTrump since 2012

[Donald Chimp @DonaldJChump]

@tmr_73 @covie_93 How @tmr_73 manages the seemingly impossible task of getting this over his head

[Donald Chimp @DonaldJChump]

@USA_Polling

[Donald Chimp @DonaldJChump]

@marguerite_fair @OSFM @MilaLovesJoe “There was a report…”
*does not provide report

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

Behind Blue Eyes (P. Townshend)

No one knows what it’s like
To be the bad man, to be the sad man
Behind blue eyes
No one knows what it’s like
To be hated, to be fated
To telling only lies ….

[Donald Chimp @DonaldJChump]

@RyanAFournier You are pathetic
You’re just embarrassing yourself further. Have some dignity

[Donald Chimp @DonaldJChump]

@KamalaHQ He 100% thinks those seeking asylum are seeking insane asylums.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump appears to be unraveling live on stage

“When I say insane asylums, and then I say, Doctor Hannibal Lecter, does anybody know? They go crazy. They say, oh, he brings up these names out of— Well, that's genius. Right. Doctor Hannibal Lecter. There's nobody worse than him. Silence of the Lambs. Who the hell else would even remember that? I have a great memory, but they always hit me. I don't bring it up too much because they have to take such a— he brought up Hannibal Lecter. What does that have to do with this? What is it? It has everything to do with it, right? He was… So I've done something for you for you that I haven't done in 20 speeches. I brought up Doctor Hannibal Lecter and we're allowing him, you watch, you watch these fake people will say again, he brought up Hannibal Lecter has absolutely nothing to do. You know I do the weave, right? The weave. It's genius. You bring up Hannibal Lecter, you mention insane asylum. Hannibal Lecter. You go out, no. There'll be a time in life where the weave won't finish properly at the bottom and then we can talk. But right now it's pure genius. Hey, I have an uncle, my uncle, Uncle John, my father's brother, 41 years at MIT, longest serving professor has so many degrees, he didn't know what the hell to do with them all in the most complicated. I understand a lot of this stuff, you know, I believe in that. Like, I mean, Jack Nicklaus is not gonna produce a bad golfer. Right. You know, that's the way it works. It's just one of those things and it's in the family and it's whatever”

[Donald Chimp @DonaldJChump]

@JoJoFromJerz @BrentTerhune A real brain trust on that side

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

This is the ad that triggered Trump operative Charlie Kirk. It would be a real shame if it went viral

[Donald Chimp @DonaldJChump]

@DonaldJTrumpJr

[Donald Chimp @DonaldJChump]

@catturd2 Your guy cheated on his wife with his second wife, who he also got pregnant, then cheated on his second wife with his third wife and then cheated on his third wife with a porn star…

[Donald Chimp @DonaldJChump]

@bennyjohnson You keep saying “word salad”

[Donald Chimp @DonaldJChump]

@Kiran_Fatima2 @CalltoActivism The documents he filed next to the toilet

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Holy shit. Donald Trump just admitted to meeting with Putin after he left office!!

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

Over the course of my grandfather's lifetime, he gifted and "loaned" Donald $413 million. And Donald still declared bankruptcy 6 times. He failed so badly that the banks needed to put him on a $425,000-a-month allowance.

[Donald Chimp @DonaldJChump]

@richard_bidnick @suzyleebee @JohnFugelsang @BillAckman @realDonaldTrump @KamalaHarris Ah, I see the issue here. You have problems with reading comprehension.

[Jessica Tarlov @JessicaTarlov]

My main takeaway thus far: when you’re prepped for a debate by Stephen Miller and Catturd it may not go well.

[James Surowiecki @JamesSurowiecki]

The ABC moderators have let Trump speak for 9 minutes longer - roughly 30% more - than Harris. The way they've "rigged" the debate is by letting him hang himself with his own stream-of-consciousness rambles.

[Liz Cheney @Liz_Cheney]

Let’s be clear: This is illegal and unconstitutional. The American people had voted. The courts had ruled. The Electoral College had met and voted. The Governor in every state had certified the results and sent a legal slate of electors to the Congress to be counted. The Vice President has no constitutional authority to tell states to submit alternative slates of electors because his candidate lost. That is tyranny. Our institutions held on Jan 6 because Mike Pence refused to violate his oath to the Constitution. Trump picked JD Vance because Vance will do whatever Trump wants, including violating the Constitution. They are both far too dangerous to serve. It’s our duty to stop them.

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

BREAKING: Ohhhhh so turns out the JD Vance "Haitians In Ohio are eating cats" fiction was actually started by the local Nazi group "Blood Pride."