Donald J. Skeletor

President Skeletor.

[Donald J. Skeletor @DonaldJSkeletor]

@PropheticOnion @dfeague @DeanClancy Ray-Ban sunglasses today special offer is only limited to $ 21.99. Only one day!https://t.co/mObL9UVevQ

[Donald J. Skeletor @DonaldJSkeletor]

@KaMiller1 @Kevin2588 @CaitLoTruglio Ray-Ban sunglasses today special offer is only limited to $ 21.99. Only one day!https://t.co/mObL9UVevQ

[Donald J. Skeletor @DonaldJSkeletor]

A safer Eternia is one without He-Man or his Gang of thugs and criminals. Those preventing my Force-Barricade's erection endanger and betray the safety of our children.

[Donald J. Skeletor @DonaldJSkeletor]

Absolutely no media attention being directed at involvement of He-man in non-Eternian interference in my ascension to overlord-hood. Very disappointing to see our not-so-great media at a loss. You'll have to do better!

[Donald J. Skeletor @DonaldJSkeletor]

I have been much tougher on Eternia than Randor, just look at the facts. Total Fake News!

[Donald J. Skeletor @DonaldJSkeletor]

No, @DonaldJSkeletor hasn't been stopped once and for all. Foolish, weak Eternian liberals assuming my career is over after political hack 'Man-at-arms' indicts non-eternians. I know what your real agenda is DUNCAN. Real Eternians should be very mad. Weak!

[Donald J. Skeletor @DonaldJSkeletor]

Eternia must repeal tax breaks for Grayskull. Snake Mountain gets no such breaks, does far more important work! Get it done.

[Donald J. Skeletor @DonaldJSkeletor]

... Alternatively, I charge He-man with their destruction. Maybe this way he can pay back some of what he owes society. Real menace!

[Donald J. Skeletor @DonaldJSkeletor]

#NorthKorea must be put back into line. Far too long have they committed great evils without my permission. We have to act now! ...

[Donald J. Skeletor @DonaldJSkeletor]

@KaMiller1 Well, with such similar appearances, who could blame you? Though Alfred does have more hair, so he would be my first choice to hire.

[Donald J. Skeletor @DonaldJSkeletor]

Today learned about the #nihilism of Harry Neumann--what a guy. Very smart!

[Donald J. Skeletor @DonaldJSkeletor]

Why only one-hundred-forty characters?! Blast it all, bend to MY WILL, fools! I refuse to be imited by your weak-minded, wimpish monosyllabi

[Donald J. Skeletor @DonaldJSkeletor]

ATTENTION, ALL HENCHMEN! as it is #nationalicecreamsandwichday, you are to report to Evil-lyn immediately for ice-cream-sandwiches! ...Not.

[Donald J. Skeletor @DonaldJSkeletor]

@DeanClancy Hair-brained hindrance! All Snake Mountain funds, acquired fairly or no, are 100% legal. No knowledge of the tax code, very sad.

[Donald J. Skeletor @DonaldJSkeletor]

@F1shNC1pparones An insightful remark, @F1shNC1pparones , you would make a good henchm--err, staffer! Would you like to replace Beast-man?

[Donald J. Skeletor @DonaldJSkeletor]

When has He-man ever paid any taxes? I demand to see He-Man's tax returns. No room for people not paying their share in this great country!

[Donald J. Skeletor @DonaldJSkeletor]

Just had coffee spilled on me by bumbling nitwit Beastman. It is time I got some new henchmen!

[Donald J. Skeletor @DonaldJSkeletor]

Very sad that Eternia and others are so far behind the medical curve.

[Donald J. Skeletor @DonaldJSkeletor]

Under my department of health, it will soon be recognized that casting spells leads to risk of staff infection, without a doubt! #health

[Donald J. Skeletor @DonaldJSkeletor]

I must know--how does one think what you do and maintain credibility as a non-villain, @HarryJaffa ? Unbelievable.