Donald “Bone Collector” Rhitzer

Progressive Thinker. Abolitionist. Vaxxed (4x Pfizer, 2x Moderna, 1x J&J). Lover of long-form web comics, Mongolian cuisine, and most of all, knowledge.

[Donald “Bone Collector” Rhitzer @DonaldRhitzer4]

@RowlandRIVALS Any reasoning related to discipline doesn’t satisfy me. Gilmore is back & playing meaningful snaps after transferring and literally getting kicked off Nebraska’s team.

To allow that but not give Wilcox the ball at all is truly mind boggling.

[Donald “Bone Collector” Rhitzer @DonaldRhitzer4]

My autistic adult child was recently one of the subjects of a “stolen valor compilation” on the popular video hosting platform, YouTube.

If you’ve seen it, please do not circulate it, we’re actually working on getting it taken down.

[Donald “Bone Collector” Rhitzer @DonaldRhitzer4]

Think your day was shitty? Promise mine was worse. Just to recap:
- NerdWallet account got hacked
- Urban Teen dumped a box of raisinets on my head at movie theater
- steamrolled neighbor’s Boston terrier w/ my Honda accord, front bumper fucked

Yuuuuuup .

[Donald “Bone Collector” Rhitzer @DonaldRhitzer4]

Link to digital happy birthday card:

https://t.co/tpX0uJ5trd

(P.S. - PM me if you’d like to send me a gift, I will provide shipping info to my preferred local Amazon locker.)

[Donald “Bone Collector” Rhitzer @DonaldRhitzer4]

Hey folks - quick update - I’ve found myself estranged from my family members (immediate and extended) once more. Don’t want to bore anyone with the details but as is often the case, I am blameless, and left to pick up the pieces of a mess I played no part in creating.

[Donald “Bone Collector” Rhitzer @DonaldRhitzer4]

I can’t thank all of you enough for your generosity. It’s been a tough year as you may expect, but I feel some good karma headed my way, and that makes me hopeful and excited. Love you all 💖

[Donald “Bone Collector” Rhitzer @DonaldRhitzer4]

@HoopsInsight What a fascinating decline this has been. Not sure how we got from Lance Ware’s +/- splits to your cuckhold fantasies with women who are presumably two+ decades younger than you, but here we are!

[Donald “Bone Collector” Rhitzer @DonaldRhitzer4]

@Levis4MVP Not too late to delete this!

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

"Sesame Street" has introduced its first-ever Filipino-American muppet, TJ.

[Donald “Bone Collector” Rhitzer @DonaldRhitzer4]

@loganhenry09 @redditmavericks Hey dipshit - not sure who you are, why you’re following me, or why I’m being tagged. Far as I can tell, we’ve never met. When you get back to minding your own business, don’t forget to place that 16-leg parlay on barstool sportsbook. Maybe this is the day it finally hits!

[Donald “Bone Collector” Rhitzer @DonaldRhitzer4]

@hesitween @jkylemann Not sure about this. Feel like the yardstick for measuring effective handle is the amount of separation created. This is something DJ struggles with. DJ’s handle, while tight, is robotic and stiff. It takes him 2x the amount of dribbles to get where he wants bc of this

[Donald “Bone Collector” Rhitzer @DonaldRhitzer4]

@stacheattack 1) Typos out the wazz - clean your shit up
2) LIV is the best thing to happen to golf since Tiger Woods & golfers who didn’t follow the Saudi bag are beta cucks. Build generational wealth for your family.

[Donald “Bone Collector” Rhitzer @DonaldRhitzer4]

@bigpat6161 @GatorsFB @K_Goodwin2022 Huh? I was praising Billy Napier. He has proven to be a leader of men in his short time at UF. The culture y’all have is evident of that.

KG is a talented young man who was asked to bite off more than he could chew (as hard as that may be to believe) at UK.

[Donald “Bone Collector” Rhitzer @DonaldRhitzer4]

@HoopsInsight @Kentucky___Blue This right here is why I pay $33 a year for your substack. It’s becoming increasingly hard to find insightful commentary like this these days.

[Donald “Bone Collector” Rhitzer @DonaldRhitzer4]

@tarullotweets What are the odds lightning strikes twice ,