Cornelius “The Corn Star” Berkshire-Hathaway, MBA

They named a bank after me | 15% Ethiopian | God, Family, Football | Hedge Fund Manager | Bourbon Connoisseur | Sigma Epsilon Chi alum

[Cornelius “The Corn Star” Berkshire-Hathaway, MBA @DonaldS38181]

Definitively the worst way I’ve ever watched baseball #nuke

[Cornelius “The Corn Star” Berkshire-Hathaway, MBA @DonaldS38181]

@TuckerHutch311 @MaximusCroftt guys turn 21 and start hitting the UU roof like virgin pussy. Mondays patio in 6

[Cornelius “The Corn Star” Berkshire-Hathaway, MBA @DonaldS38181]

Didn’t know the cubs were playing today #loser @PCHate_

[PCA Hater @PCHate_]

PCA GIVES UP AN INSIDE THE PARK HOMER LMFOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO IM DEAD. HES GENUINELY GIVING LAY UOS AT THID POINT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Cornelius “The Corn Star” Berkshire-Hathaway, MBA @DonaldS38181]

A key point being ignored is that a max contract blowjob includes considerable hand work. Handjob in 6. #TheDebate

[Charlie Brown @CharlieBrownSEC]

Brian Kelly graveyard #BKKAK

[Bob Uecker @BobUeckerSays]

When the #Brewers batting average is lower than Bob Uecker’s …

[Cornelius “The Corn Star” Berkshire-Hathaway, MBA @DonaldS38181]

Ngl I love this team and will always support but if Yeli takes another terrible at bat I’ll riot

[Cornelius “The Corn Star” Berkshire-Hathaway, MBA @DonaldS38181]

Is it socially acceptable to call for the assassination of Alex Faust and Ron Darling? #nukeTBS

[Cornelius “The Corn Star” Berkshire-Hathaway, MBA @DonaldS38181]

TBS had to mute the mic near him because dude was being a hof faggot throwing out middle school chirps #crewin4

[Brewers Magic Number @BrewersMagicNum]

Almost had it.

[Cornelius “The Corn Star” Berkshire-Hathaway, MBA @DonaldS38181]

Great day for 162 #Conservative

[Cornelius “The Corn Star” Berkshire-Hathaway, MBA @DonaldS38181]

Freddy
Priest
Woody
Quintana
CP

We yes WE want CP in the Brewers rotation

[Cornelius “The Corn Star” Berkshire-Hathaway, MBA @DonaldS38181]

“Man O’neil Cruz is always thinking about stealing” Gee I wonder why #patternrecognition

[Cornelius “The Corn Star” Berkshire-Hathaway, MBA @DonaldS38181]

The SEC mind cannot comprehend a barefoot bartender, a baby in the bar, and $3 double whiskey #itjustmeansmore

[Cornelius “The Corn Star” Berkshire-Hathaway, MBA @DonaldS38181]

I’m 15 deep and this kayak is talking nice to me #cfp

[Cornelius “The Corn Star” Berkshire-Hathaway, MBA @DonaldS38181]

Can Micah Parsons make up his fucking mind already #blackass

[michael @worstmichael]

Brice Turang, bro, come here. I have something for you. No dude it’s not another kiss just come over here lol it’s chill

[Cornelius “The Corn Star” Berkshire-Hathaway, MBA @DonaldS38181]

The Jews had C*bs ml tonight. Gotta respect pulling out the rain card. #get a roof pansies @Cubs