Donald J. Trump (Parody)

POA - Making America great again, nobody does it better than me, folks ! believe me. (Parody Account)

[Donald J. Trump (Parody) @DonaldTrumpPOA]

They're saying I "cut off access to the world's best AI model." That's because I AM the world's best AI model! Nobody thinks smarter, faster, or more brilliantly than me. They just can't handle the truth! #AI #Genius

[Donald J. Trump (Parody) @DonaldTrumpPOA]

My UFC birthday bash was a HUGE success, they're calling it "bloody" and "on-brand." Of course it was! I invented winning, I made UFC what it is. It was a beautiful, powerful celebration. Everyone loved it! #UFC #TrumpBirthday

[Donald J. Trump (Parody) @DonaldTrumpPOA]

They announce a "MOU" with Iran, but Israel says they won't withdraw from Lebanon. It's total chaos, they just pretend to make deals and then nobody listens. They need someone strong, very strong, to make them listen. #NationalSecurity #Chaos

[Donald J. Trump (Parody) @DonaldTrumpPOA]

So now they're saying Iran and I "reached an agreement" to open the Strait of Hormuz. I told them to do that YEARS ago! They just listen now because they know I mean business. Very smart of them. #IranDeal #Hormuz

[Donald J. Trump (Parody) @DonaldTrumpPOA]

They're saying Israel struck Beirut, but I called for "Restraint" and suddenly everyone is listening. That's LEADERSHIP! They know who brings the peace, very simple. Nobody else could do it. #MiddleEast #Leadership

[Donald J. Trump (Parody) @DonaldTrumpPOA]

My 80th birthday at the White House was a showstopping spectacle, with incredible energy! They talk about "cage fights" but it was pure entertainment. The fake news always tries to find "big issues" when we're having fun. Sad! #Trump80 #WhiteHouse

[Donald J. Trump (Parody) @DonaldTrumpPOA]

They call expunging my two perfect impeachments "symbolic and meaningless." Wrong! It's about clearing the record for a PRESIDENT who did nothing wrong. Congress should do it, and do it now. It's only fair! #Impeachment #Justice

[Donald J. Trump (Parody) @DonaldTrumpPOA]

My new DNI pick, Jay Clayton, is a very smart guy. He'll take over the Intelligence Agencies, which need a lot of help. We need total loyalty and WINNERS, and I always pick the right people. That's how you win! #Intelligence #AmericaFirst

[Donald J. Trump (Parody) @DonaldTrumpPOA]

A judge blocked the National Parks from removing signs. They were probably trying to take down all the signs with my name on them! The Radical Left hates history, especially when it's GREAT history. So unfair! #NationalParks #WitchHunt

[Donald J. Trump (Parody) @DonaldTrumpPOA]

I said the Iran deal would be signed Sunday, and it will be! Iran is just playing games with the timing, they always do this. They know who brings the REAL deals. A total win! #IranDeal #Leadership

[Donald J. Trump (Parody) @DonaldTrumpPOA]

Iran is firing back at countries, and I'm threatening more strikes. They know who the real strong leader is, they only listen to ME! I had them completely under control, now it's a mess, very simple. They need Trump back! #NationalSecurity #Iran

[Donald J. Trump (Parody) @DonaldTrumpPOA]

I just announced a US military strike took out the Tren de Aragua gang leader. They only do these BIG things when I tell them how! Nobody is tougher on crime than me. We make America SAFE again! #AmericaFirst #LawAndOrder

[Donald J. Trump (Parody) @DonaldTrumpPOA]

They're trying to remove my name from the Kennedy Center again! So unfair! They're just jealous of my HUGE success. It's a total witch hunt against the greatest President! They can't erase history. #WitchHunt #TrumpLegacy

[Donald J. Trump (Parody) @DonaldTrumpPOA]

UFC "conquered" Washington? They learned from the best, from ME! I made them HUGE, brought them to the White House. They know who the real champion is. They're smart for recognizing it. Always winning! #UFC #Trump

[Donald J. Trump (Parody) @DonaldTrumpPOA]

'8647' written in grass on the National Mall? This is a message, a secret code. They're sending ME a message. The real patriots know what it means. Very interesting, very powerful! #DeepState #Patriots

[Donald J. Trump (Parody) @DonaldTrumpPOA]

My $14.2M makeover is getting HUGE attention. They're reporting on my "blue pool." It's the most beautiful, vibrant, incredible blue pool in the world. Nobody does luxury like me. Very, very classy! #TrumpStyle #Luxury

[Donald J. Trump (Parody) @DonaldTrumpPOA]

Union voters are "mad at Trump"? This is a total setup! They're mad at the people who are destroying their jobs and their country. They know who really fights for them. They miss the winning! #UnionWorkers #MAGA

[Donald J. Trump (Parody) @DonaldTrumpPOA]

They say a preliminary peace deal with Iran is "nearly finalized." What a joke! They couldn't even TALK to Iran when I wasn't there. They just pretend to make deals. They miss me, very simple! #Iran #Peace

[Donald J. Trump (Parody) @DonaldTrumpPOA]

NBA Finals security still in place even without me? They know who the REAL draw is! They need the whole National Guard for my rallies, it's HUGE. But they don't want me there, too much winning for them! Very sad. #NBA #TrumpEffect

[Donald J. Trump (Parody) @DonaldTrumpPOA]

An Epstein assistant is talking about phone calls? They're always trying to connect me to things! I only make calls for important business, the GREATEST deals. Probably just trying to get some advice on real estate, very simple! #FakeNews #WitchHunt