Lord Donald Trumpula

666th Supreme Lord of the Netherworld, aka "The Swamp." Drink from me & live without healthcare forever. #MakeAmericaHellAgain

[Lord Donald Trumpula @DonaldTrumpula]

On this #EasterMonday we celebrate the resurrection of your almighty lord of darkness from the ashes of over a dozen sex scandals. Glory be HE has risen! NOW Praise them by the p*$$~!! #TrumpsEasterLies #TrumpSexCriminal

[Lord Donald Trumpula @DonaldTrumpula]

When I presented #RexTillerson with the customary gift of a newborn goat to be sacrificed in my honor, he knew not how to flay the creature & remove it’s heart for the consumption. I had no choice but to fire him & place him in my dungeon for 3 centuries of torture. #Rexit

[Lord Donald Trumpula @DonaldTrumpula]

Remember, a good guy with an ounce of reason cannot stop a bad guy with a hoard of brainwashed zombies & his reserve of #RussianBots! #FridayMotivation #BotsAndPrayers #Cult45

[Lord Donald Trumpula @DonaldTrumpula]

First robotic tribute to your Lord Trumpula unveiled by #Disney Corporations! Do not get it wet & do not feed after midnight, you’ve been warned! Those who cannot bow down & pray at my feet can instead bow to Robo-Trumpula & pray for their sweet relief! #HallofPresidents

[Lord Donald Trumpula @DonaldTrumpula]

@dykhead @dcj_daniel @Colossis2 @man_sdk @realDonaldTrump @jenscorpio83 @Trumpnado2016 @StopTrump2020 @ImpeachTrumpNet @SteveIParty @ImpeachTrump45 @impeachdtnow @dumptrump33 @ANTITRUMPMVMT @IamBobbysGirl @AntiTrumpEd @AntiTrumpParty @afainatl @RoseCityAntifa @antifascist45 @lacasadesonia @Anti @TRUMP_IS_A_KNOB @TrumpFakeNews45 @TrumpsCheetoh @Anti_DJTrump @geoffmgold @worldvstrump Every Trumpula supporter will receive payment in the form of 1 virgin to be sacrificed on the Golden altars of Mar-A-Lago, every anniversary of my Presidency for 1,000 years to come! #TrumpTaxScam

[Lord Donald Trumpula @DonaldTrumpula]

The weakling mortal Douglas Jones will never be able to defeat Lord Trumpula in the blood-drenched Battle Caverns of American Capital!

[Lord Donald Trumpula @DonaldTrumpula]

My lackey Steve ‘the Jews will not replace us’ #Bannon had a BIGLY defeat last night in #Alabama. Sad but he will easily rise again to the top of his empire of disinformation & conspiracy theory peddling. Ye must have faith in those who support Pedos! #AlabamaSenateRace

[Lord Donald Trumpula @DonaldTrumpula]

@realDonaldTrump I decree that no American should be separated from their loved ones, unless you’re a 14 year old girl: you shall be separated & given to Roy Moore as a child slave. Now resume liquor & television consumption! #MAGA

[Lord Donald Trumpula @DonaldTrumpula]

As you stroll the corridors of my frozen citadel, listen for the dying screams of the tortured elves - they’re crying “Merry Christmas!” #WhiteHouse #Christmas

[Lord Donald Trumpula @DonaldTrumpula]

TONIGHT mortals watch LIVE on your television box my black widow child shall devour the numbers dweeb’s living soul in immortal technicolor!

[Lord Donald Trumpula @DonaldTrumpula]

@realDonaldTrump I inspire confidence with every Tweet. Just ask Little Rocket Man who I will soon defeat in bloody hand-to-hand combat! HEAR ME MORTALS!!!

[Lord Donald Trumpula @DonaldTrumpula]

@realDonaldTrump It does not matter if you vote I control the state of VA & I control your minds. You will now eat grass clippings for meals. That is all!

[Lord Donald Trumpula @DonaldTrumpula]

Tax cuts for the rich with a special provision where we can enslave the poor, & if we so choose, cannibalize the middle class. #GOPTaxBill

[Donald Trumpsturbate @trumpsturbate]

Very disappointed that I don’t get to tell FBI to investigate the Crooked waiter at Chili’s who got my order all wrong! IT WAS CHIMICHANGAS!

[Lord Donald Trumpula @DonaldTrumpula]

@realDonaldTrump Many of my tweets are inspired by Penis-enhancement spam emails.

[Donald J. Trump 🇺🇲 ᴾᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @BiglyPrez]

Jeff Sessions was a young, low level volunteer that came to us fresh out of the Keebler school. I have never met him in my life. Believe me.

[Randy Renstrom @RandyRenstrom]

David Brooks and a friend going "on the prowl for women who want to share" their pleasure at a party

[Lord Donald Trumpula @DonaldTrumpula]

I have unlocked the gates of Hell using @realDonaldTrump’s face #iwin https://t.co/JoXDOe34MI

[Ethan Dolan @EthanDolan]

I just unlocked Grayson’s iphone x using my face

[Lord Donald Trumpula @DonaldTrumpula]

Promise Putin Sanctions Lifted #HowToBePopularIn4Words

[Lord Donald Trumpula @DonaldTrumpula]

SILENCE! Bone spurs has something to say everyone....