Donald Uzoka

Just a storyteller.

[PoetryColumnNND @PoetryColumnNnd]

We pay N5,000 per poem. Nigerian poets only.

Open period: Saturday - Wednesday weekly.

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[Donald Uzoka @DonaldUzoka]

@ByAnuoluwa Oh okay.

[Donald Uzoka @DonaldUzoka]

@nanya_co 😂😂😂

[Donald Uzoka @DonaldUzoka]

Not Zenith Bank wishing me happy workers day. 😭 You've seen my account balance, you know I'm not working!!!

[Donald Uzoka @DonaldUzoka]

@nanya_co It was through email sha. 😂

[ceci @sonofceci]

Can't y'all see that this man was just hungry? Politicians steal and loot the country all the time, yet they don't get treated like this. Arrest him if you must, but treating him like this just cos he stole a carton of indomie, that's inhumane and wicked.

[ilu igbo @iluigbo_]

Igbo bụ Igbo, na ọnwa ọhụrụ a:

Ndụ mmiri, ndụ azụ
Anyị ga-eje, na-abata
Ọ ga-adịrị nwoke mma
Ọ ga-adịrị nwaanyị mma
Ihe anyị ga-eri, ga-abia
Nke ga-eri anyị, ga-agba ọsọ
O bịara igbu anyị, ga-egbu onwe ya.

tie iseee!

[Donald Uzoka @DonaldUzoka]

@asiedu_rigwell I'll try this too. 😂

[Donald Uzoka @DonaldUzoka]

Writers, how do you do research when you're writing a book about something you've never experienced?

Let's say your main character is part of a prostitution ring. How do you find out how things are done? How do you make it feel real when you haven't been in those shoes?

[Donald Uzoka @DonaldUzoka]

@asiedu_rigwell You're actually right. Thank you!

[Donald Uzoka @DonaldUzoka]

@hazelbooksng I have only one book in my stockpile with you. You know I'm poor. 😭 But Amen, I'm rich IJN.

[Donald Uzoka @DonaldUzoka]

People who don't like their birthdays are people who feel like they're getting older and they've not achieved the goals they set for themselves or goals they expected to achieve at that age. I feel like that too sometimes.

[Donald Uzoka @DonaldUzoka]

@PKwado They Both Die At the End is my favorite book. I just finished reading the prequel.

[Donald Uzoka @DonaldUzoka]

@PKwado Could've sworn it was a celebrity. 😂

[Donald Uzoka @DonaldUzoka]

Adele.

[Mr Black⁛ @MrBlackOG]

If music is therapy, who's your therapist?

[Donald Uzoka @DonaldUzoka]

@favoradaraymond 😂😂

[Donald Uzoka @DonaldUzoka]

I just typed out a three-thread tweet and ended up deleting the whole thing. You know that feeling you get when you want to rant but you know you'll only sound like a crazy person because no one else will understand you?

[Anuoluwa Ngozi @ByAnuoluwaNgozi]

When a street urchin's latent magical ability manifest, he's whisked to West Africa's most prestigious magic school, where he and his friends must stop a soul-harvesting or risk becoming his next victim.

#WTPitch