Donald Pump

Get jacked or get rekt.

[Donald Pump @Donald_Pumpy]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS! 🚨
@DrDisrespect
has been placed on HOUSE ARREST!
#Venezuela #NicolasMaduro

[S A M M Y Woodhouse @officialsammyuk]

This morning, I appeared on Good Morning Britain in a live interview about the grooming gangs. Before I went on air, I was told not to mention the race of the perpetrators. I, of course, didn’t listen.

I have now received an apology from the editor.

My interview is below: 👇🏻

[Donald Pump @Donald_Pumpy]

@levylegato @NousResearch @NVIDIAAI @stripe U dobt hav misses

[Teknium 🪽 @Teknium]

Time to build your business with Hermes Agent.

Two weeks to get your submissions in, 100% online, huge prizes.

Learn more about the Hermes Agent Accelerated Business hackathon below - presented by NVIDIA, Stripe, and Nous Research

[Donald Pump @Donald_Pumpy]

@SandyofSuffolk @CallumLyon Sandy has sand in her vag.

[Donald Pump @Donald_Pumpy]

@NousResearch @Teknium @stripe The first thing i'm getting my ai agent to buy me is a flesh light!

[Donald Pump @Donald_Pumpy]

@kudd1n @RealDannyTommo Do it yourself you pussy.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This censorship law is a wolf in sheep’s clothing. The real goal is to enable the UK government to track everyone.

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

@Keir_Starmer Labour were bystanders.

[Alok @analogalok]

I just automated my entire AI research workflow in 60 seconds with Hermes Agent, and it runs every 15 mins while I sleep.

Nous Research just dropped Automation Blueprints for Hermes Agent, and it completely changes how we think about AI agents. Instead of babysitting ChatGPT or Claude tabs, you set it once and it just works!. Forever.

Here's exactly what I built (step by step in the video):

The Setup (takes 2 mins)

→ Run hermes gateway status in terminal
→ Install it as a background service so it auto starts on reboot
→ That's literally it. Hermes runs silently in the background from now on.

The Prompt I Used:

"Set up a cron job every 15 mins: Search the web for major AI announcements, model releases + breakthroughs. Search trending ML repos on GitHub. Check arXiv for highly cited papers on language models and agents. Save as a .md file named cron_ai_research_[date_time] in ____ folder"

Find the complete prompt in the comments.

Every 15 minutes I now get a structured digest dropped into my Documents folder (or telegram, discord, WhatsApp etc.) with:

- Headlines (3-5 major stories)
- Notable Papers (with summaries)
- Open Source (new repos + releases)
- Industry Moves (funding, acquisitions, launches)

What makes Hermes different:

This isn't a reminder app. The agent actually runs, browses the web, hits GitHub, checks arXiv, structures the output, completely autonomously. No API wrappers. No Zapier. No N8N. No Python scripts. Just plain English.

You can deliver results to Telegram, Discord, Slack, WhatsApp, email, SMS, or local files.

Other blueprints they shipped: auto PR code review on every GitHub push, nightly backlog triage, dependency security audits, deploy verification, alert triage, Stripe payment monitoring. All copy paste ready. Links in the comments.

This is what agentic AI actually looks like in practice! not a chatbot, a coworker that works nights and weekends.

Full tutorial in the video. Drop a comment if you tried it.

[YanXbt @IBuzovskyi]

HERMES AGENT RUNS 7 BUSINESS WORKFLOWS
YOU USED TO DO MANUALLY.
CONTENT, PRICING, RESEARCH, PROJECTS.
ALL FROM ONE TELEGRAM MESSAGE.

1. ONE IDEA → FULL CONTENT PACKAGE

hand Hermes a single topic.
it splits work across sub-agents:
→ one researches the topic
→ one finds the best angle
→ one outlines the structure
→ one writes the newsletter section
→ one drafts 5 LinkedIn posts

30 seconds. complete marketing package.
titles, descriptions, CTAs, all in your voice
because Hermes already knows your business.

2. OFFER POSITIONING AND PRICING

"I'm considering creating a cohort program.
here are two competitor URLs.
analyze their offers, compare to mine,
give me a recommendation."

5 minutes later: pricing tiers, ICP breakdown,
week-by-week structure, positioning strategy.
tailored to your business, not generic advice.

3. KANBAN PROJECT MANAGEMENT

drop a task into triage on the kanban board.
Hermes breaks it into subtasks,
moves them through to-do → in progress → done.

it picks which skills to invoke.
it writes outputs to Obsidian.
you check results when you're ready.

4. STRATEGIC ADVISER ON DEMAND

"based on everything you know about me,
what are the three highest leverage things
I should focus on this week?"

Hermes reads your goals, your current projects,
your deadlines, your working style.
returns prioritized focus blocks.

5. CUSTOM DASHBOARD IN OBSIDIAN

Hermes builds a full command center
inside your Obsidian vault:
→ kanban board with projects and tasks
→ status tracking per task
→ due dates and assignments
→ links to project detail pages

built by conversation. no code.

6. RESEARCHER THAT LEARNS YOUR BUSINESS

"run a research refresh for my business.
focus on [your niche].
write evidence, verification queue,
and content opportunities to Obsidian."

the research runs through the lens of YOUR business.
separates verified facts from claims.
flags what still needs checking.
stores everything for future sessions.

tomorrow's agent works smarter
because today's research is in the vault.

7. DELEGATE FROM YOUR PHONE

open Telegram. send one message:
"draft this week's newsletter about [topic].
use my voice. include 3 subject lines."

put your phone away. get coffee.
come back to your desk. it's done.
format matches your actual newsletter.
voice matches how you write.

the work moved forward while you lived your life.

comment USECASE and I'll send you
5 more advanced use cases with prompts.

full Hermes SOUL.MD configuration 👇

[Dolly van den Berg @dendolly1]

#london #islamist British nationalists and patriots are CLASHING with Islamist migrants in the streets of London!
The UK is reaching a boiling point.

[Donald Pump @Donald_Pumpy]

@demi_hl Not even top 95%. Thats is a tiny build.

[Donald Pump @Donald_Pumpy]

@LeicesterNAP

[Donald Pump @Donald_Pumpy]

@RodmanAi i build everything from scratch.

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

Is this you @EoinTennyson?

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

Harrow council hiring 7th century cavemen to hand out fines, which they recieve commission from.

Those arguing their case not to be fined are being threatened by the inbreds.

[Donald Pump @Donald_Pumpy]

@TRobinsonNewEra Just say the word. I'm so fucked off now!

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

Horrific scenes out of Burnley, England today as a 17yr old girl is stabbed in the throat in broad daylight.

[Teknium 🪽 @Teknium]

Hermes Agent users that use WhatsApp just got a HUGE upgrade. No more burner phone #'s, way better UX, an all around major overhaul for WhatsApp support!

`hermes update` to access now!

[Teknium 🪽 @Teknium]

https://t.co/d1oLgkNOFs