millenial momma

Mother to one, bae to none. Gwen was right, this shit really is bananas.

[millenial momma @DoneMomma]

@memawsaidcally1 GET THE KEYS

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Check it out! My cake mixes and frostings with @RealDuncanHines are live and in-person. 😉 You can purchase your own now at a @kroger near you!

[WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme]

So cute!

[millenial momma @DoneMomma]

@lldubs My toddler calls Keith Morrison her grandpa Keith and I won’t correct her 😬

[millenial momma @DoneMomma]

@selynnarose The only two things that did anything for me at all (and barely at that) were sipping ice cold sweet tea and nibbling salty things like Fritos. I had hg through my entire pregnancy including my delivery day and THROUGH LABOR. It sucked.

[millenial momma @DoneMomma]

@trishapaytas Pregnant, silly goose

[Amber Treadway @treadway_amber]

Where did Scar's accent come from. Did he study abroad

[gender of the day @genderoftheday]

Today's gender is focus and the smell of lavender.

[gender of the day @genderoftheday]

Today's gender is sadness and the smell of four a.m. just before it starts to rain.

[millenial momma @DoneMomma]

American citizenship should come with an open tab

[millenial momma @DoneMomma]

There is no trauma only @Svedka

[millenial momma @DoneMomma]

Pepsi is tastes like pine sol and abuse change my mind

[millenial momma @DoneMomma]

Just hoping to see my POS “uncle” on #realpdkansascity #DiscoveryPlus

[millenial momma @DoneMomma]

Had a dream about meeting thirteen year old @britneyspears and baby you are so amazing. You do you. It was an honor to dream of meeting you, Lucky

[millenial momma @DoneMomma]

I think about @JreynoldsJames more than I probably should and just hope he’s doing well and had a nice night. Also I consider you part of my family so sorry for any inconvenience 💙💙💙

[🤔 @antikirsten]

me after 5 days of daylight savings

[Four Seasons Total Landscaping @therealfstl1992]

This year our costume was an obvious one. #halloween2021

[Michael Ocampo @michael_ocampo]

Bella! Where the hell you been loca! 🐺