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Fresh watermelons

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Curiosity killed the cat, but I’m no cat

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Highly recommend the r/kitchencels subreddit

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No you don’t get it …. there’s these dogs and they were playing poker

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The more ya know

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The hell are kangaroos doing in Lego Star Wars? Last I checked they should be in Australia

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Lunch so good I had to keep the receipt for future orders #yum #good #vietnamese

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Getting crunkd off James Harden’s taste

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Back in the 4th grade I was up to bat and farted while I swung and missed and I still think about that to this day

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The human fascination and love for bobble heads is one of the most pure things

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The holy trinity

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Could go for a 9-9-9 right now

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I could use a nice melon party today

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Can’t believe 1,121 years ago Sergius III came out of retirement to take over the papacy! It feels just like yesterday!

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@bigpurrthethird 3,458 days (and counting)

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It’s been too long since a college basketball coach has broken a clipboard or thrown a chair

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Goosedong (5’9”) 🤝

[NBA on ESPN @ESPNNBA]

Wemby 🤝 Cameron Brink

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I be in the club eating a belvita

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New Years doesn’t feel the same without pitbull #rip #dale

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Exhibit 2

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Why pay to get rid of ads when you get fed gems like these?