Long Dong Silver's 🐒

I will never ever get an F for Effort... I don't mind if I die unidentified, as long as I'm buried in architechture!

Joe Biden's strongest soldier 🎖️

[Long Dong Silver's 🐒 @DongLongSilvers]

@ModestTeacher Finished student teaching last school year (this May) and did not manage to land a job for the next year. Is it over for me?

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

The cat who was completely obsessed with my bump when I was pregnant is quite uninterested in the baby now that she's out. It's a weird way to find out that my cat is a fucking Republican.

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

Both of these tweets are true, and they illustrate the iron law of American politics: The right and the left are both dumb, but the right is always a little dumber

[Long Dong Silver's 🐒 @DongLongSilvers]

@_fat_ugly_rat_ Your best bet is probably working at one of the casinos around here, I'm a native if you have any questions

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

great week if you hate politicians named graham

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

Statement from the Office of U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina).

[Long Dong Silver's 🐒 @DongLongSilvers]

@_fat_ugly_rat_ Imperial County in orange is crazy, it's just alfalfa fields as far as the eye can see

[Long Dong Silver's 🐒 @DongLongSilvers]

@LRSerling My town has an entire downtown gay bar district and hosts its own annual pride parade, I'm so sad we didn't get many world cup tourists

[Long Dong Silver's 🐒 @DongLongSilvers]

@nobodyknows2322 A first year teacher in my local district (SoCal) cracks $70k before we even start talking benefits, you can more than get by with a roommate or two

[Long Dong Silver's 🐒 @DongLongSilvers]

@thesubconboi Dave is a better man than me, because if the project manager threw out the custom engine I spent 10 years and switched BACK over to game maker because of HIS OWN SELF IMPOSED DEADLINE I would be throwing hands

[yiran @kroketrendang4]

The consequence of the modern UN-led world order is that minor disputes get perpetually frozen in time because people simultaneously don't want to act militarily on it but don't want to recognise it either. See Cyprus and Western Sahara or example.

[Long Dong Silver's 🐒 @DongLongSilvers]

@fwmarqix I have "Go Go Router Rangers"

[Baathista @girIfaggot]

That tweet that’s like “hell gotta be so awkward just filled with nazis and Israelis and they’re stuck down there together forever” bro that’s not hell that’s Argentina

[Long Dong Silver's 🐒 @DongLongSilvers]

@ryxcommar I thought this was a broken bone X-ray at first glance

[Silly Little Guy @Czar_Of_Silly]

Benjamin Netanyahu if you can hear me

[incognito tab #3 @notcrypticno]

DONALD IF YOU CAN HEAR ME

EXECUTE OUR GOAL KEEPER

HE IS A TRAITOR TO AMERICA

[Long Dong Silver's 🐒 @DongLongSilvers]

@jessevandehaar @BigTechnoFuture @Is_Not_Brian That was the IRGC flunking a missile launch

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

If we lose this I need a 40 minute speech from Trump about the corruption of FIFA officials and how the US was robbed. Run back the 2020 playbook and create a generation of World Cup truthers

[NyanChuu🔮🇯🇵🍭 @tanpukunokami]

To all my American friends,

In just 4 hours, you face Belgium.

For Japan, Belgium is not just another opponent.
We still remember that painful loss. We still remember what it felt like.
I’ll be at work, so I won’t be able to watch the match, but I’ll be cheering for you with everything I’ve got.

Go beat Belgium for us.

Good luck to our strongest ally. 🇺🇸🇯🇵⚽️