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[Verbatim @Verbatim_Media]

Our yearlong investigation reveals Nigel Farage courting illicit funding as part of a plot to bring foreign money into British politics, orchestrated by his top aides and caught on hidden camera.

[Acervo Geese @acervogeese]

Geordie Greep com Max Bassin

📸 hollyscans

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

The most consistent theme of conservatism is being completely unable/unwilling to understand how a thing is bad until it happens to you.

[🇭🇷 @luka_thfc]

Savio, Kudus and Ndiaye take-ons #17thAgainButJugador

[Major Dongus @DongusMajor]

@thisdopenose @GeordieGreep @mirandareinert It is absolutely very reasonable to say people’s opinions of the beach boys are inflated by being compared to the Beatles, despite being great in their own right. Like comparing Ronaldo and Messi - simply being mentioned in the same sentences inflates perception

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@thisdopenose @GeordieGreep @mirandareinert Lol

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@GameLoss420 @ArthurTV I was gunna send this to daws before I clocked 😭😭😭😭

[𝒈 @gxrwayne]

Harry Kane’s Passing Bag

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Nick Drake is one of my favourite people named after a type of bird theft. Others include Russell Crowe, Rob Fowler, Peregrin Took and Jack Sparrow.

[Major Dongus @DongusMajor]

COYS

[Speedy Updates @SpeedUpdates1]

IShowSpeed struggles to lift the heaviest Tungsten block, only for his Bodyguard Henry to pick it up like it was nothing 😭🔥

[Djed Spence @DjedSpence]

Memories of a lifetime🤍

[Cuti Romero @CutiRomero2]

Today, I say goodbye to a place that, for five seasons, was much more than a club. It was my home, my challenge and the place where my family and I built such an important part of our lives.

I leave with a heart full of memories and enormous pride for everything we lived and achieved together.

When I arrived, I had a clear dream: to leave my name in this club’s history. I knew the only way was through hard work, sacrifice and achieving something that had seemed so difficult for so long: lifting a trophy again.

**And we did it.**

The journey wasn’t perfect, but I don’t want that to define my goodbye. I choose to remember the happy moments, the lessons, the people who stood by me and, above all, the love I received during these five years.

Thank you to everyone at the club who shared this journey with me. Coaches, teammates, staff and every person working behind the scenes you are all part of my story and have a place in my heart.

And to the fans:
Thank you for loving me, respecting me and making me feel like one of you from day one. Thank you for every hug, every song, every flag, every applause and for always being there.

I know I wasn’t perfect, but one thing gives me peace: I always gave everything. I defended this shirt with pride and with all my heart.

THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING

I’m leaving the club, but a part of my heart will always remain here.

Once I was one of you. Today, I leave as one of you forever.

With all my love and respect.

Thank you for everything. And goodbye @SpursOfficial 🤍

[Fontaines D.C. @fontainesdublin]

5.

[📞 @szyexcl]

this situation is coming to an end next week. it will be in favour of #thfc.

an agreement is getting closer. fee believed to be worth up to £70M. roberto de zerbi wants savinho for opener vs brentford.

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@samcodd96 @SpursArmyTweets Forced

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Jipiti toilet

[Shelly M @ShellyAsquith]

The future is a little white scouse fella saying “wagwaan alaykum”

[UEFA @UEFA]

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