donni saphire

I make the toast of a bread situation. Still posting daily on Bluesky and mastodon

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Things will be fine, eventually, in thousands of years, for rocks

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Maybe I’ll have a humorous quip about this situation in several years

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It might be very popular!

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They should make a TV show that is both new and extremely good

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@HugeDumbIdiot Pretty new but I like it

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I deserve pizza for all the times I didn’t get pizza

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@YitzchakGross You can say Koheles, I went to yeshiva… awhile ago admittedly

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That’s why I mostly just know about cheese

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It’s bad for your mental health to know about most things

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Spend a lot of time there, needed some privacy

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I don’t live in fear but I do rent a studio apartment there

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Every day I must spend $18 to $24 at one of three stores

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Love to post a little joke for the thousands of dead accounts and sunglasses robots that follow me

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That’s gotta be at least 20 things

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Can’t sleep because I have to think about everything that has happened to me since birth

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I need to earn their respect

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I would like to be admired by birds somehow

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Alien ghosts are a double threat

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As a planet, we have been ghosted by all aliens, and I don’t blame them

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Fine, 4 more horrors, but that’s it

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I can’t know any more horrible things before bed. I’ll catch up on the new horrible things tomorrow