AmberTozer

Author of SOBER STICK FIGURE - a dark and silly story about alcoholism

[AmberTozer @AmberTozer]

Dating is collecting information about someone until you realize you don't like them

[Book Pipeline @BookPipeline]

NOW ANNOUNCED!

2024 Adaptation results:

- WINNER -
"180 Days" by Alfredo Botello

- RUNNER-UP -
"Sober Stick Figure" by @AmberTozer

Beyond excited to work with these two vastly talented writers and help push their projects to film or TV... 🦊

https://t.co/cU5UDgpSFX

[AmberTozer @AmberTozer]

@DaveBngDave Oh gawd I can not imagine

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Was trying to be more curious than judgmental when dealing with people who upset me but I am gonna go back to straight up judging ‘em

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@MikeKnoxComedy That’s right ❤️

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Little animation I made with my nieces for ⁦@taylorswift13⁩ 💜

[AmberTozer @AmberTozer]

Little animation I made with my nieces for ⁦@taylorswift13⁩ 💜

[wint @dril]

been gaming surrounded by Black Mold for 30 yrs. so when i game in a clean room its like the training weights come off & i become full power

[AmberTozer @AmberTozer]

@DougieHarrower I think I have been …. Maybe they will stop later today

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When are all the influencers gonna stop

[AmberTozer @AmberTozer]

Women my age keep telling me I should try hormonal replacement therapy and I am like fuck you I am gonna get fat and mean like the good Lord intended

[AmberTozer @AmberTozer]

For years I tortured myself trying to become rich and famous and then I realized all I needed was a dog

[ANNE LAMOTT @ANNELAMOTT]

This is the best thing in the history of life.

[wint @dril]

computer please generate 7 more godfather movies for $0 and make them all really good

[AmberTozer @AmberTozer]

@AshRendar82 Ah thanks for sharing 😇

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@PeterSteinberg1 ❤️❤️❤️

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@iamjakamo Ok I will work on it thank you for reaching out and reading my book ❤️

[wint @dril]

every waiter who has ever ejaculated into my food Fuck you

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Exxon just reported record profits for the first quarter of this year, raking in $11.43 billion. The oil giant now has $33 billion cash on hand.

Say it with me, corporate greed is driving inflation, not workers demanding better wages and benefits.

[AmberTozer @AmberTozer]

@SoVeryBritish Talk about it non stop even if they witnessed a murdered that day they would only talk about the weather … maybe they would casually mention they witnessed an insidious crime at dinner after they showed everyone their sunburn … idk

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@bobhaleyjr Yeah and some people don’t even get that 😭

[AmberTozer @AmberTozer]

Do you wanna be in my family all you have to do is not communicate and buy all your gifts at Ross