Geoffrey John

Four more years of checking my phone each morning to see if he's dead yet.

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@AdamKinzinger What's funny is Trump is probably pissing his pants . . .

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@JustinWolfers Canada's May numbers were 88,000...and they have 1/9th the population.

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@RapidResponse47 Please keep the president away from the reflecting pool. He's liable to fall asleep in it and risk drowning!

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"In May 2023, Joe Biden added 339,000 nonfarm payroll jobs, surpassing the Dow Jones consensus estimate of 190,000."

Looks like Sleepy Donny has been sleeping on the job.

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"This is the best jobs report in Trump's second administration," says Acting Labor Secretary @Sonderling47.

"The jobs reports continue to demolish expectations... we saw 172,000 jobs. The experts, 75/75 'experts' at Bloomberg surveyed predicted 85,000 — so it DOUBLED it."

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@RapidResponse47 @Sonderling47 Canada, with 1/9th the US population, created 85,000 jobs.

Looks like another Trump failure.

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@tedlieu @WhiteHouse When my grampa was like Mr. Trump, we took away his keys, bought him diapers at Costco, and started looking for care homes.

We didn't elect him fricken president.

How did America get this stupid?

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@kaileesmile That's 8:30 in California and 11:30 on the East coast for those of you who haven't aced your cognitive tests.

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@TerryMoran If he flatlines, do they get some sort of indication?

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@RonFilipkowski THE Lee Greenwood?

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@theliamnissan Is he selling them to his supporters yet?

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@RapidResponse47 "Weekend at Donny's"

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@RapidResponse47 I hope the old coot doesn't pass out during all of those cognitive tests they give him.

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@RapidResponse47 Did Marco forget to change the batteries in his pacemaker?

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@GurvSC Pretty sure it was the Harper/Poilievre Conservatives who gave us two real recessions,

crashed the stock market twice,

crashed the housing market,

and lost billions gifting the American automakers truckloads of taxpayer bucks.

Such financial geniuses.

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@funtomvids Let's be happy he isn't comparing it to his genitals.

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@GavinNewsom The dull-witted MAGAts think this is completely normal.

An imbecile like Trump can't get elected without a lot of very stupid voters.

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@BobRae48 Americans call it "divine intervention."

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@pollingcanada Starting to think Conservatives like losing elections.

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@jaketapper With the senile old coot's approval numbers at 34%, I'm guessing not many Americans think he's the GOAT.

Just the very stupidest of Americans think that.

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@NancyMace Donny maced you Nancy. Deal with it.