Hello @ChipotleTweets my love, I ordered a burrito the size of a small child and instead got ¿this?
P.S. it only had chicken and chicken bones inside it 😭 I was having the worst day of my life & then this took the cake. Please send help or the world’s smallest violin
Love Don
@3xzplicit @BravesRon @CNN The civil war was pretty far back but i saw confederate flags in Virginia two days ago.. smh. Let’s ask the members of the Little Rock 9… one of whom is currently in her sixties…
BREAKING: Glenn Youngkin says the Walmart tragedy in his state shows we have a mental health crisis. He's right.
We must look into how Republican politicians' mental state got so deranged that they were willing to sell their soul to the NRA.
Donald Trump’s day in court:
— lost at the Supreme Court; his tax returns will be sent to the House
— got whooped at the 11th Circuit, which is likely overturning Judge Cannon, ending special master
— Lindsay Graham testified before GA grand jury for 2 hours
So much winning!
You can have 5 flags on your truck & in your yard, wear your hero’s face and name on your clothes, go to 29 rallies, 7 boat parades, and yell and scream at 12 school board meetings. But your vote counts exactly the same an independent voter silently looking at you with revulsion.
New rule idea for Twitter: Anonymous profiles & profiles with no photo can’t publish posts.
The outcome? Less political divisiveness via bots on your platform. 🤖
What say you @elonmusk?