D’Wumpashaw Farragut

The goat, he screams like a man.

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

American by birth, dawg zone by the grace of god

[bella @etrnalsandglass]

fuck i thought this was just something i picked up from the internet i didn’t realize i lived in the dawg zone

[space cowboy @Flawless_Cowboi]

do you mind if I rub my feet together like a cricket under the covers

[The 4 Horsemen Podcast @HorsemenPod]

Ironically michigan does this more than Ohio State.

Take 1947 for example. Now, I know they don’t like the way the official vote went, but there’s a million teams that think they ought to have been champion in any given year.

From 1936-1950 the AP was *the* title selector.

PS: Ohio State claims 9 titles and the NCAA recognizes 9 (+/- 0). michigan claims 12 and the NCAA recognizes 10 (-2). Notre Dame claims 11 and the NCAA recognizes 13 (+2).

Source: https://t.co/5YscRiALNs

[JoëlMatipFanClub @jmatipfanclub]

You’re just blatantly not me nan

[Grace @graceyldn]

This reappeared on my TikTok fyp and it’s still just as funny

[Tu Boing Favorito @MameShitPst]

el cabrón que se aventó los 104 partidos del mundial

[S T Best @helloIamBesty]

If, 4 weeks ago, you’d have told me that I’d be on Cucurella’s side in an instance such as this, I’d have assumed I’d had a life-altering blow to the head

[𝔸𝕣𝕖𝕫𝕟𝕠 🦋 @Arezno]

“Hola, no me conocéis, soy Unai Simón, el portero de la selección española”

[່ @hallucinaetions]

whole house spanish🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸

[Jaack @Jaack]

Enzo red card… aw… couldn’t have happened to a bigger cunt

[¹⁰ @SxrgioSZN]

“Nothing silly you’re on a yellow mate”

The mate:

[🇳🇬ÇøçåïnåAfricana❄a.k.a ALIEN de SUMERIA @_cocainafricana]

??

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Flags at Grindr headquarters have been lowered to half-staff.

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

microdosing hell by going to work