Donny 2 Moms

I'm Donny and I have 2 Moms
#rednecksagainsttrump

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I hate when people look at my mullet and camper and assume I voted for trump. His fake tan offends my redneck sensibilities. #resistance

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#rednecksagainsttrump #resistance #TrumpTreason #TrumpAndPutinAMovie #TrumpDerangementSyndrome I may be a redneck but I didn't vote for Trump

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#rednecksagasinsttrump

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And I still have #twomoms

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#Donny2Moms is back bitches!

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Y'all, I may be a redneck but I DID NOT vote for Trump.

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#Donny2Moms is back! I still have two moms.

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You know it's going to be a good #blowjob when she pulls out a box of breathe right strips http://t.co/1FZBppSdk1 #ihave2moms

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Happy Earth Day. To celebrate I will drive around in my old camper spewing pollution into the atmosphere.

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Happy 4/20! I will attempt to smoke enough weed to block out the image of walking in on my two moms and their scissor session.

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In the ER...the anal beads were too big.

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It's feeling like an anal bead type of weekend.

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Just bought some breastmilk on Craigslist....it's going to be a crazy night!

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Eating falafel at nine in the morning is never a good idea. Might be clogging the camper toilet today.

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If living in a camper is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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OH: Look at that douche walking across the street in a V neck. What a loser.

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Me: "Is this heaven?"
Salesman: "No, it's Camper World. How can I help you?"

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Fuck you Chad.

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#Donny2Moms is my muse.

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I was raised by Scissor Sisters. #Donny2Moms