Donovan Christian

Shelly’s husband. Caleb and Luke’s Dad.

[Donovan Christian @DonoChristian]

@sparklightcares I've tried calling numerous times to speak with customer service about my bill (change of service). I finally left my callback # today after being asked to do so by that automated message. That was 8 hours ago.

[Donovan Christian @DonoChristian]

@katieporterca Not for the baby.

[Donovan Christian @DonoChristian]

@Franklin_Graham @realDonaldTrump You are a fool and I mean that in a truly Biblical way.

[Donovan Christian @DonoChristian]

@USATODAY Do you even know what your sentence means? "Every expectation the No. 1 pick of the 2019 NFL draft will earn a golden new opportunity to be a franchise QB with the Vikes after signing on Thursday evening."

[Art Candee 🍿🥤 @ArtCandee]

Per Mediaite:

The Pentagon spent “$2 million on Alaskan king crab, $6.9 million on lobster tail, $15.1 million on ribeye steak, and $1 million on salmon…272 orders of doughnuts for $139,224 and ice cream machines for $124,000.”

In September 2025 alone.

Where TF is DOGE?

[Donovan Christian @DonoChristian]

@SHoddeMiller The degree to which this launched thousands of Bible scholars is astounding.

[Donovan Christian @DonoChristian]

@JohnPiper Amazing how many Biblical scholars their are on this particular issue.

[Donovan Christian @DonoChristian]

@katiehobbs Thank you for coming to Payson today. It was a pleasure meeting you.

[Donovan Christian @DonoChristian]

@stevecusswords

[Donovan Christian @DonoChristian]

@edstetzer Ankle support is great on uneven terrain (scrambling over rocks.) Low will be fine for most trails. Come to Payson, AZ and we'll put you and your wife up and take you on some great trails. You can also speak at the church if you want. :)

[Donovan Christian @DonoChristian]

@stevecusswords Great word Steve. Thank you!

[Donovan Christian @DonoChristian]

@megbasham @Pastor_Ken_CBC @philvischer @TPUSA His first song includes the following lyrics: topless dancers, veins punctured, crackheads, bastards, meth, and hookers.

[Donovan Christian @DonoChristian]

@megbasham @philvischer @TPUSA Are you familiar with Kid Rock's past work? Sincere question.

[Donovan Christian @DonoChristian]

@Franklin_Graham @NFL @TPUSA Testify
It's a Rock revival...
Ya don't need a bible...
I'm gonna set you free...
It's all sex, drugs, rock n roll
A soul sensation you can't control
I practice what I preach
I'm your rock n roll Jesus
I'm gonna save your soul...
Get on your knees
I'm your rock n roll Jesus

[Donovan Christian @DonoChristian]

@Franklin_Graham @NFL @TPUSA https://t.co/Zj1JGa7BEP

[Donovan Christian @DonoChristian]

@philvischer Ironic, but will be lost on many. Hang in there brother. (And yes, Instagram is less hostile.) 😉

[Donovan Christian @DonoChristian]

@DHSgov Coming from a conservative, evangelical pastor... this is horrendous.

[Donovan Christian @DonoChristian]

@oliverbrocato Rage bait for sure.

[Donovan Christian @DonoChristian]

@AZCardinals Sell the team.

[Donovan Christian @DonoChristian]

@daneortlund Thank you Dane. This is thoughtful and communicates your heart well. Sorry that even good and simple things like your list has to be a fight for so many.