Donovan

Official account tracking my quarter life crisis

[Donovan @DonovanJangles]

@hockeygirlspod Is the Hart starting prediction from morning skate too? Haven't seen any indicators yet besides predictions for who'll take the crease

[Donovan @DonovanJangles]

Happy Good Friday to everyone except Moritz Seider who single-handedly cost me my fantasy championship. Hope you enjoyed having the best seats in the house to watching that sweet Marner pass whiz right by

[TSN @TSN_Sports]

CHRIS TANEV TIES IT WITH 1.8 SECONDS LEFT!! 🚨🚨🚨

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

You can’t take our country — and you can’t take our game.

[Oscar Hoole @theoscarhoole]

In 2015, Apple tried to CRUSH Spotify.

• Threatened to remove them from App Store
• Demanded 30% of all revenue
• Blocked their app updates

But Spotify's response was genius.

Here's how a Swedish startup outsmarted the world's biggest company 🧵

[Donovan @DonovanJangles]

@AzorcanGlobal We can't say this every year about our injured in playoffs, and every team deals with the same thing. This series was so winnable and we didn't lose it because of health

[Donovan @DonovanJangles]

Coming back to this. We'll be just fine. But doesn't mean it hurts any less.

[Donovan @DonovanJangles]

Maybe this is just cope, but I am very happy with how this Oilers season turned out. Overcame some huge hurtles, showed a lot of character, and gained big experience this post season. We are exactly where Florida was last year, or Tampa before their 2 Cups, or Pittsburgh in 2008

[Donovan @DonovanJangles]

One of the most satisfyingly petty moments of my life getting to celebrate 5 goals in front of them in a game like that. I genuinely hope Flames fans can experience a W like that some day soon and have a real reason to go out and watch a game for once

[Donovan @DonovanJangles]

Living in YYC this year has been different. I never really gave Flames fans a thought before— I mean, what have they had to cheer about since 2004? But here I am at a bar full of Flames fans who show up just to cheer against the Oil. Really nothing better to do with their lives

[Donovan @DonovanJangles]

The Oilers are no longer linked to the pattern of the Mavs... do with that information what you will

[Donovan @DonovanJangles]

Maybe this is just cope, but I am very happy with how this Oilers season turned out. Overcame some huge hurtles, showed a lot of character, and gained big experience this post season. We are exactly where Florida was last year, or Tampa before their 2 Cups, or Pittsburgh in 2008

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This is some “Nathan for You” type stuff

[Donovan @DonovanJangles]

The gen z equivalent of middle age Americans getting their info solely from Fox News are these Twitter recommended Daily Loud tweets

[Donovan @DonovanJangles]

So do boomers still think the NDP rigged the election or what

[Donovan @DonovanJangles]

I used to think targeted ads were dumb and didn't work on budget conscious people like me, but here I am spending $400 on a coffee grinder because Instagram wouldn't stop showing it to me

[Donovan @DonovanJangles]

Smokes be damned, there is absolutely no reason to be cruising around windows down in Alberta winters

[UFC @ufc]

Yeah... Landing 56 leg kicks will do that to ya 😬 #UFCVegas69

[Donovan @DonovanJangles]

The new iOS clock font looks so tacky does no one else see it??

[Donovan @DonovanJangles]

"2022" was the easiest year to type and I never fully appreciated it until it was gone. Huge loss