Donovan Paisley

🎧Progressive champion of women. My compassion for the oppressed is limitless. Spent 5 years at a liberal arts college and received an A+ in my sociology class.

[Donovan Paisley @DonovanPaisley]

What's your social justice super hero name?

[your undiagnosed mental illness]
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[The weapon you used at your last peaceful protest]

[Donovan Paisley @DonovanPaisley]

I've been hearing reports that white women are even cooking meals for their husbands -- a disturbing plot twist in the story of this pandemic.

[Donovan Paisley @DonovanPaisley]

Every time you say "flatten the curve", you unwittingly support the idea that women with larger body types are inferior & unwanted. This ignorance is more devastating than the virus itself.

[Donovan Paisley @DonovanPaisley]

Whenever I google "Chinese", all I see are stereotyped caricatures, yet when I google "Irishman", I see a realistic depiction of a racist hoarding his wealth. Explain that one.

[Donovan Paisley @DonovanPaisley]

All the misinformation, stereotypes, and racism against Asian people is really starting to get on my nerves, so I've decided I will no longer just sit back and let it go unchecked.

I stand with China.

[Donovan Paisley @DonovanPaisley]

I often wonder if Covid19 is just a distraction from a far more insidious issue within the healthcare industry-- gender assignment of newborn babies and the artificial propagation of heterosexuality.

[Donovan Paisley @DonovanPaisley]

This is a friendly reminder to stay at home. The faster we get over this virus, the faster we can get people back to work, and the faster we get people back to work, the faster I can get back to bashing capitalism.

[Donovan Paisley @DonovanPaisley]

Out of concern for the well-being of others, I always do hourly check-ups on all my neighbors who've been quarantined. I don't want white people sitting alone, unchecked, with a bunch of time on their hands thinking of new ways to subjugate minorities.

[Donovan Paisley @DonovanPaisley]

Don't fret, Mike. Try doing two or three more tweets about homeless people. Maybe then Nevada will finally come to its senses and put 1000's of strangers together under one roof where it's much safer during a pandemic.

[M @Mike_P_Williams]

So homeless shelters have been forced to close as a result of Coronavirus outbreaks, so they deem it acceptable to round them up and put them on the floor, outside, with no safety of shelter. Disgraceful and inhumane.

[Titania McGrath @TitaniaMcGrath]

To all my fellow activists bravely gloating about Boris Johnson and wishing him dead, make sure you’ve got your pronouns in your bio so that no-one can accuse you of being a bad person.

[Donovan Paisley @DonovanPaisley]

Medical experts all over the globe recommend social distancing, yet very little is being said about social justicing. Call somebody a racist, retweet a celebrity, have a sexual encounter with a transwoman - SAVE LIVES.

[Donovan Paisley @DonovanPaisley]

I gave a half roll of toilet paper to a homeless person today. I'll be making a six-hour documentary about it on Instagram, so make sure you tell all your friends and family about me.

[Donovan Paisley @DonovanPaisley]

I just googled "Chinese" and one of the first images was a woman with slanted eyes. When will this overt racism against Chinese people stop?

[Donovan Paisley @DonovanPaisley]

If Hillary were president, everything would be totally different. We'd still be living in the good ol days when we could blame everything on Bush and call him Nazi. I think I'd like that very much.

[Donovan Paisley @DonovanPaisley]

In light of current events, I thought I'd help out with the US Census right here on Twitter.

What's your ethnicity?

[Donovan Paisley @DonovanPaisley]

Women, if you're running low on tampons, feel free to let me know. I bought 250 boxes just in case some misogynist Trump voter decides to hoard a bunch for himself.

#AllInThisTogether

[Donovan Paisley @DonovanPaisley]

In these trying times POC feel they have nowhere to escape the bigotry this virus has caused on here. Luckily there are a couple of good white people like me to help them navigate through this racist gauntlet. Some even call me the Harriet Tubman of Twitter.

[Donovan Paisley @DonovanPaisley]

I spent 10 minutes talking to a walmart cashier about my contempt for capitalism as she was scanning and bagging my 86 bottles of soap and 60 packs of napkins. I could tell by the tired and defeated look on her face that she's getting sick of Trump's antics.

[Donovan Paisley @DonovanPaisley]

I've been thinking a lot about people who can't afford supplies during a quarantine. Thinking about them like super duper a lot. I've also called quite a few people racists on twitter. But mostly I've been thinking about poor people. I'm a good person.

[Donovan Paisley @DonovanPaisley]

Now isn't the time to finger-point or or play politics during this pandemic that Trump caused, so if you don't want to die of Coronavirus as a racist bigot, remember to vote for socialist policies in the future.