Charlie Blimey

Don't be a cunt.
Lifes simplest philosophy.

[Melchizedek @NoirPointNoir]

Profundity

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

You know you’re a terrible person when the photos of you with Jeffrey Epstein are real, but the ones of you with Dolly Parton are fake.

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Can't believe people are comparing Trump to Satan. Yes, he's evil, but he's certainly not as evil as Trump.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.

- Sydney J. Harris

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

This is how you do it: Watch Rashida Tlaib eviscerate Project 2025 author Russell Vought.

[Mike Carlton @MikeCarlton01]

High time to stop calling them “settlers.” They are violent gangsters, thieves and terrorists. All condoned by the government of Israel, which could stop them in a day if they wanted to.

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

🎯

[WeymarOnCricket @weymarplanet]

Lest we forget. Test cricket is the soul of the game 🤍

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Most Americans have woken up to the horror that is happening in America, but sadly, some still have not. This video is for those who remain in denial.

[magnus reid🌻💙🇺🇦💛🇨🇦💪♥️ @magsadoodles]

@RonFilipkowski Yep

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

The Emperor's New Clothes

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Your tax dollars are being squandered away and you're coffers are being looted by thieves.
You have nothing to show for your trillions of dollars of debt. Absolutely nothing.

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

That'll show em'

[Maggie Reed @mermaidmamamags]

Houston, we have a problem. #trump #nasa #omg #comedy #satire

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

it's weird how many posts here are about how to improve your physical appearance to increase your attractiveness, but literally nothing on how to be witty, charming, funny, intelligent, or any other attractive quality.

[RC deWinter @RCdeWinter]

A coach grimaced as he watched his young ice hockey team.

At one point he called one of his 7-year-old players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"

The little boy nodded.

"Do you understand that what matters is not whether we win or lose, but how we play together as a team?" continued the coach.

The little boy nodded once more.

“And I'm sure you know when a penalty is called you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the referee, or call him a pecker-head. Do you understand all that?"

Again the little boy nodded.

“And when I call you off the ice so that another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach a dumb asshole, is it?"

The little boy nodded yet again.

"Good." said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your mother."

[John Bourscheid 🇺🇸 🚀 @bourscheid]

Trump has literally done nothing this entire second term except rename things for no reason, enrich himself & his Epstein pals, get us into a war he’s too stupid to get out of, and spend our money on shitty renovations nobody asked for. That’s literally it. Pathetic.

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

Cameraman zooming in on the shirt is my MVP of the day.👇

[Charlie Blimey @DontBAcunt55]

@jimmaxcricket Lighting compulsory at every test venue. And use them as required to get the 90 overs.

[Charlie Blimey @DontBAcunt55]

@jimmaxcricket Any Test cricket is worth watching over disposable, fast food short form cricket.