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• she/her • one existential crisis after another. call it life

[cilly @DontBeCilly]

I have an office mask, a purse mask, a car mask, a big mask, an itty bitty mask, a Mississippi mask, an inner city mask...

[cilly @DontBeCilly]

Read my mom some of the funny messages I’ve sent on dating apps. Her response? “Yeah you’ll DEFINITELY weed out the ‘need-not-apply-ers”

I don’t know how to take that

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

Your 20’s are all about collaborating with your friends on survival

[Icona @iconawrites]

“Hustle hard and become highly skilled!” Why, so the goddess Athena can grow jealous of my skills and turn me into a spider? No thanks.

[cilly @DontBeCilly]

@DrSubini Dead darlings

[🏴‍☠️ @cursedkief]

every day is April fools when you’re attracted to men

[S @itsfabiha]

@pemberIeys Growing up thinking you were Elizabeth Bennet but realizing you’re actually Charlotte Lucas

[seph @pemberIeys]

Anyone who thinks romance novels have unrealistic plots should know that I’m 27 years old. I have no money and no prospects. I’m already a burden to my parents. And I’m frightened.

[cilly @DontBeCilly]

I would like to abolish the need to work. Effective immediately. Thank yew ✨

[Laura Peek @laurapeek_]

Damn everybody in nyc wears such cool pants I’m not being sarcastic where are y’all getting these pants!! every time I’m here I feel like a huge idiot, pantswise

[cilly @DontBeCilly]

Bro before you write a scathing review about minimum wage teenagers that made a mistake on your order, take a breath and ask the minimum wage teenager if you could get free food instead. Like there’s no need to be so angry? Just negotiate.

[Kobi Simmons @JordanKobi]

I used to think high schoolers were so grown up until I was one. Then college kids were so put together until I was one. Then that adults knew everything, but now let me tell you, NO ONE knows anything. We’re all out here just winging it..

[cilly @DontBeCilly]

Mom: Alexa give me a 90 minute pita timer (enunciates carefully)

Alexa: ok. 90 minute toilet pizza timer starting now.

[Jenny Nordbak @JennyNordbak]

My 3 yo said goodnight to all of us tonight and then in the dark I heard her little voice say, “Goodnight myself. I love you. [pause] I love you too.”

Don’t let anyone take that from you, little one.

[cilly @DontBeCilly]

Yeah this explains a lot

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The average human brain begins to slow down around the age of 24