Allison Morris McCaughan

UVA Health System / JMU Alum

[Allison Morris McCaughan @DontCalMeAl]

Some people love to preach on social media but forgot to listen to their own sermon. Maybe those people need Jesus more than the people they’re preaching to 🤷🏼‍♀️🤚🏻

[Allison Morris McCaughan @DontCalMeAl]

When is Apple going to come out with the face recognition with a face mask on...? @Apple

[Parks and Recreation @parksandrec]

#If2020WereAnAlcoholicDrink it would definitely be Snake Juice.

[Allison Morris McCaughan @DontCalMeAl]

@LoMacNcheese

[Allison Morris McCaughan @DontCalMeAl]

I love Madi I love Madi !!! I wanna be more like her. I hope Peter ends up with her ♥️♥️♥️ 😭😭😭😭

[Allison Morris McCaughan @DontCalMeAl]

Welp I just ran another disposable breast pad through the wash 🤦🏼‍♀️ not sure if the washer or my clothes will be ruined first #isuck

[Allison Morris McCaughan @DontCalMeAl]

@LoMacNcheese @demi_burnett Look at my retweet. It’s great

[Allison Morris McCaughan @DontCalMeAl]

Ugh thank you so much @demi_burnett for addressing Connor’s vocal fry 🙌🏻 #bachelorinpadadise #itneedstostop

[Bachelor Bob @BachelorBob_]

.@demi_burnett is so funny I literally can’t even.

#BachelorInParadise

[Demi Burnett @demi_burnett]

The fact that I predicted Cam doing the cat growl........ *cringe* #BachelorinParadise

[Allison Morris McCaughan @DontCalMeAl]

Blake sucks and he bugged me in Becca’s season. I bet She is so glad she kept Garrett #BIP

[Allison Morris McCaughan @DontCalMeAl]

@TylerJCameron3 Hated it the first two episodes then got hooked and couldn’t stop... now ready for season 2 ✅✅

[Allison Morris McCaughan @DontCalMeAl]

Used to listen to this on my iPod

[Jonas Brothers @jonasbrothers]

When you take a trip to the Year 3000.

[Allison Morris McCaughan @DontCalMeAl]

“Congrats some random person.. so happy for you” here’s a couple pics of us. #like #wevealldoneit

[Allison Morris McCaughan @DontCalMeAl]

@lindseeyjonees Hahahaha yesssss

[Allison Morris McCaughan @DontCalMeAl]

My boss just told me she usually runs 16mph on her treadmill.... uhhh girl that shit is lying to you 😂😂

[Lindsey Jones @lindseeyjonees]

@DontCalMeAl Haha any faster and she’s almost going too fast for a residential zone 😂😂

[Hannah Brown @hannahbrown]

to the windmill, to the wall. 🎶 #TheBachelorette

[Hannah Brown @hannahbrown]

and that’s how it’s (finally) done. you’re welcome. #TheBachelorette

[Allison Morris McCaughan @DontCalMeAl]

Won the first race! Go Philip Morris. Future race car driver. @DominionRaceway