Desi Rants

Some rants about Desi's...but mostly Rants about Western Desis! ABCD's...Why are you so confused?

[Desi Rants @DontCallMeADesi]

How do YOU define an #ABCD? Is it an insult? A compliment? #desi things that make you go hmm. #india

[Desi Rants @DontCallMeADesi]

Why do #desi aunties think it's appropriate to comment on your appearance, clothes, body type/hair or status? #bad #etiquette #India

[Common Desi Dude @CommonDesiDude]

Sometimes I forget how to pronounce words correctly in English, cause of how often I hear them mispronounced in an Indian accent…

[Desi Rants @DontCallMeADesi]

@CommonDesiDude Cause Brown folk love showin off how brown they are and perpetuating all the stereotypes

[Desi Rants @DontCallMeADesi]

@CommonDesiDude You would look as "boss" as someone wearing a pantsuit to a desi wedding

[Desi Rants @DontCallMeADesi]

@SanjeevAzad1 Indeed! Politely declining has never gotten any Indian anywhere... Ever

[Desi Rants @DontCallMeADesi]

It's best to keep #Desi ppl at a safe distance. The moment they feel close to you they force you to dance, sing and other stuff. #India

[Desi Rants @DontCallMeADesi]

Desi's: Please don't make inside #Desi cultural references/speak Hindi when in a group setting of mixed races,it's rude and disrespectful.

[Desi Rants @DontCallMeADesi]

#Desi Formula for success: Be Doctor. Have nice car to impress relatives. Have smart kids. Forego every personal desire you have ever had.

[MY LIFE AS A DESI @mylifeasadesi1]

@DontCallMeADesi I like the way you roll you said everything true and straight up keep it up take no bull shit

[Desi Rants @DontCallMeADesi]

@mylifeasadesi1 Thanks! I'm just calling out what I see...#realitybites #truthisabitterpill #lol

[Desi Rants @DontCallMeADesi]

Desi's are too focused on their identity of being #desi. Look beyond your skin color and open yourself up to other aspects of yourself!

[Desi Rants @DontCallMeADesi]

#ABCD Desi's are hypocrites. They make fun of #FOB's and other cultural norms from #India. Yet they shout "I am Indian" from rooftops. #desi

[Desi Rants @DontCallMeADesi]

#Desi Truth: Desi's are the most Passive Aggressive people that roam this earth. It's true. They are worse than Jersey Shore. #don'tdenyit

[Desi Rants @DontCallMeADesi]

#Desi ppl wish the the world sees #India as a powerful capitalistic society,Reality: They see India as Gurus, Religion and Curry. #LOL

[Desi Rants @DontCallMeADesi]

@CommonDesiDude @RiyaPatel45 Doesn't matter what I am or am not... Has nothing to do with what we were discussing.. that's just a sidebar

[Desi Rants @DontCallMeADesi]

@CommonDesiDude @RiyaPatel45 Being married to a dude does not necessarily mean that I would be female.. Jus sayin..

[Desi Rants @DontCallMeADesi]

@CommonDesiDude @My_DesiGirl Well those "weird" people are from YOUR homeland that you claim to be so proud of in your tweets. Pick a side

[Desi Rants @DontCallMeADesi]

@CommonDesiDude Haha...! Am I a FOB? Am I an ABCD? Am I even Desi? Hmmmm I just make good points ;)

[Desi Rants @DontCallMeADesi]

@CommonDesiDude @RiyaPatel45 Maybe I am married to a white dude and it's awesome. Now What? Still doesn't answer what's so bad about it...