Listening to Billy Joel with hubs. I say I’d only go for a Canadian Uptown Girl
Him: What on earth is a Canadian Uptown Girl?
Me: Three words. Anne Frances Murphy.
Him: OHHHHHHH yeah that’s accurate. @annefrances we love you.
@DevonESawa fan theory: everything in Idle Hands is a hallucination from smoking nutmeg (which is actually hallucinogenic in a large enough ugh quantity).
@CarltonMellick3#TheHauntedVagina is some of the most nuanced, sophisticated writing I’ve ever read- and I have two degrees in Literature and Culture, as well as two in feminist and LGBT politics.
All I can say is THANK YOU!!
@bradmondonyc Thé left photo was taken at the beginning of June.
The right was taken in January on the same date last year. 1 year and 5 months. It’s been dark green, brown, ginger orange, bright pink, and has since been processed white blonde. I ask you- HOW?!
@BaileySarian my hometown is the serial killer capital of the world at any point in history to date. Unsolved, at most only 4 active killers but they suspect only one is possible as well.
Very suspish.
After years of prodding and finally setting up Prime for my dad, he is mercifully, at last, taking my advice to watch #12monkeys@TerryMatalas@12MonkeysSYFY