DontPoopInTheCloset

Mom of 2 trying to navigate this whole parenting thing without getting pooped on. Parenting tips, advice, product reviews, and funny stuff.

[Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH]

Looking over the preparations for the #Oscars set. After last night, we've installed a second layer of Kanye-proofing, just in case.

[ItsLikeTheyKnowUs @LikeTheyKnowUs]

"All of our produce is locally sourced, organically grown, and then sink-infused with toddler feet." #yum

[DontPoopInTheCloset @DontPoopInThere]

My precious little girl, Charlotte Adventure :)

[DontPoopInTheCloset @DontPoopInThere]

He looks like a super villain :) I guess he is living up to his name, Maximilian Danger #babies #smiling

[DontPoopInTheCloset @DontPoopInThere]

My little guy in his @BabyLegs leg warmers. They are so adorable! Who says boys can't wear leg warmers! #babylegs

[DontPoopInTheCloset @DontPoopInThere]

I love this @HonestToddler

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[DontPoopInTheCloset @DontPoopInThere]

The youngest won't sleep unless he is laid across my knees. #nosleep

[Randi Naughton @RandiNaughton]

Is it wrong that @LennyKravitz sings @katyperry songs better than Katy?
Just ok.
#SuperBowl
@FOX2now

[DontPoopInTheCloset @DontPoopInThere]

Snow!!!

[DontPoopInTheCloset @DontPoopInThere]

Cradle cap. Ewwww.

[DontPoopInTheCloset @DontPoopInThere]

They totally adore each other...for now.

[DontPoopInTheCloset @DontPoopInThere]

Nothing like the terror you feel when smelling poo yet you have no idea of the source. #parenthood

[DontPoopInTheCloset @DontPoopInThere]

Going to the grocery store now requires the skills of a tactical force. Complete with code words and hand signals

[DontPoopInTheCloset @DontPoopInThere]

Milk drunk and happy #breastfeeding

[DontPoopInTheCloset @DontPoopInThere]

Never thought I would be looking at minivans, but getting one seems like a necessity now. #momlife

[DontPoopInTheCloset @DontPoopInThere]

Yes. My newborn pooped in his bath water. Joy.
#parenthood #lifewithanewborn

[DontPoopInTheCloset @DontPoopInThere]

My two loves. #siblinglove #babies #babyphotography #familyphotography #marisataylorphotography

[DontPoopInTheCloset @DontPoopInThere]

The chubbiest cheeks in all the land. #lovethechub

[DontPoopInTheCloset @DontPoopInThere]

Tonight is my little ones first bath. I hope he doesn't poop in the water. This boy likes to poop. #thingsparentsworryabout