Jocelyne

FINALLY joined Twitter. Fought it for years but caved so I could tweet a comedian and now am a podcaster! listen to my episodes on Audioboom. #JustJoshinWithJos

[Jocelyne @DontStepOnADuck]

I got dressed up to have a mini photo shoot from a photographer whose I know.......

He left me waiting for 20 minutes before I gave up. Stood downtown by the water at the scheduled time but another client was more important...... Then he refused to refund me, cause "he's broke"

[Jocelyne @DontStepOnADuck]

My feelings about Stacey.....

#RHOP #flipflop

[Jocelyne @DontStepOnADuck]

Girl is goin down like Domino's

That was worse than Britney Spears VMA. Or Lala performing anything.

#erikajayne #RHOBH

[Jocelyne @DontStepOnADuck]

Me reacting to #pettyDRWendy because I love it!

#RHOP

[Jocelyne @DontStepOnADuck]

This is my FAVORITE moment so far of this season of #rhobh

@doritkemsley1 has HAD ENOUGH!

[Jocelyne @DontStepOnADuck]

The commentators during this #miketysonjakepaul fight
"What is left in Mike Tyson?"
"Let me say this, Rosie what do you think?"

@rosieperezbklyn

[Jocelyne @DontStepOnADuck]

Everyone watching the @MikeTyson @jakepaul fight

[Jocelyne @DontStepOnADuck]

The results?

A sea of white guys with barley there facial hair.

So many white frat boy look alikes.

[Jocelyne @DontStepOnADuck]

I love the new girl!

Except when she tried to come for @_AshleyDarby

Ma'am, YOU brought him on the show and SAID you love him.

Like, what are you mad about? 🙄
#RHOP

[Jocelyne @DontStepOnADuck]

I saw Santana last night. It was a beautiful show, and towards the end, he started wishing love and peace to everyone.

Not one mention of G@za, C0ngo, or Sud@n.

It left me feeling disappointed and sad. We need people to speak loudly. Especially when they have a platform.

[Jocelyne @DontStepOnADuck]

God Jo is annoying AF and the type of girl you can't feel bad for.

@twschwa is such a bad guy. Seriously, avoid ladies!!!!! It's not worth the loss in respect for yourself. You are better than Tom/Tom put together and times by a hundred.

[Jocelyne @DontStepOnADuck]

@scheana is ridiculous, and I hope she never gets on anymore TV.

Such a fake ass friend to everyone.

[Jocelyne @DontStepOnADuck]

@MusicKillsKate is seriously my favorite. She's always been herself (unlike Lauren from Utah who has been fake AF since the day she joined.) I hope Katie and Ariana get their own show because THERES DEFINITELY SOMETHING ABOUT HER!
#VanderpumpRules

[Jocelyne @DontStepOnADuck]

Jo seeing what Katie went through, acted like a friend, then literally moved in with the fucking ex, AND STARTED TO BANG HIM THEN WAS SHOCKED BY @twschwa??????!!

Literally everyone watching saw the red flags the first time he defended @scheana against his GF. #vanderpumprules

[Jocelyne @DontStepOnADuck]

Yet we are seeing that a lot of people do not care about suffering until the exact moment it is affecting them. CC: IsNotReal
#Israel #FreePalenstine #StopGazaGencide

[Jocelyne @DontStepOnADuck]

Omg I LOVE ANN!!!!

FUCK TOM.

#VanderpumpRules

[Jocelyne @DontStepOnADuck]

Expose them all

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

Everyone talking about Sean Diddy Combs but they aren’t ready for the Simon Cowell story.

[Jocelyne @DontStepOnADuck]

I would NEVER question free food.

#VANDERPUMPRULES
@VanderpumpRules
@MusicKillsKate

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Ariana: "Before anybody starts boohooing over how Jo is treated by any one of us, Jo is a full-blown mean girl bully who did not give a flying f*ck about spending Thanksgiving with me in my home while knowing that our mutual friend was f**king my boyfriend."

Period! #PumpRules

[Jocelyne @DontStepOnADuck]

HOLY SHIT IT MAKES SENSE WHY @twschwa defended @scheana back then. And Schena had ALWAYS BEEN IN A ONE SIDED-COMPETITION WITH Katie.

#VANDERPUMPRULES
@VanderpumpRules

[Jocelyne @DontStepOnADuck]

Jo is gross.

And trying so hard to be a victim.

#VANDERPUMPRULES @VanderpumpRules