Don’t Tell Bonny

Sure, Bonny knows about this now, but let’s hope she forgot 🤣 Now on Instagram!

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@DanSchwent Ha!! Great minds...

https://t.co/FEYzDeRMYL

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g's number blocks don't have a 3 but they do have a @wutangclan logo Introducing him to the best #ODB g.R.E.A.M #DTB

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@RobTatum303 Ha! Just the first step towards a global scorecard :)

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@RobTatum303 So cool these were shown on the broadcast man!

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@BrewersAssoc @AnneSprecher Well the email I received about your tweet was unfortunate. Or fortunate, depending.

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@DixonPolice I was thinking of letting my son smash a pie in my face. Can’t really think of anything more productive.

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his tantrum at @Meijer about #frozen2 toys included me dragging him across the store like this. It probably didn’t help I was belly laughing the whole time
#tantrum #dadwin #dadfail #supermarketsweep

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Boy: “let’s go to a splash pad!”
Me: “it’s too cold, none are open”
Boy: “but I waaaaant to”
Me: “I got you”
#model #fashion #slowmotion #iphone #beardeddad #dadwin #beardsofinstagram #surprise #chicagoflag #hesaidthanksfortheshower

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after a rain, the boy found a couple worms trying to get home. He helped them and declared us the Worm Rescuers. Eat your heart out, @Avengers
#worm #nesthello #cupcakes #kindness #newsuperhero #dadwin #fatherandson

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I needed a few minutes so I asked him to sweep the ceiling. Give or take a few “you missed a spot”s and it was about 8 minutes total.
Note: there’s a @postit on the window because, well, we have a four year old and post-its
#dadwin #ceilingsweeping #buytime

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from my angle it was good. No doink. No double doink. Three points
#fieldgoal #doink #doubledoink #chicagobears #thedad #fatherandson #dadwin #itsgood #itsgoodtobedad #costcopapertowels @costco

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This girl loves her puffs.
#puffsonrepeat

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I’ve never been able to mom shame because Bonny has been perfect. Until now.
My wife is brilliant at many things but dressing the boy for his first picture day is not one of them
#preschool #pictureday #momshaming #camouflage #momlife #momandson #momhumor #momwhatdidyoudo

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as a budget-conscious husband and father, I make sure we do not eat out too much
@whitecastle #sliders #fatherandson #nursehusband #dadwin #dad

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this was our day
1) It was very difficult to get to the playground at Menards, but he enjoyed it anyways
2)We held up traffic for this
#ditlo #menards #playground #badphotoshop #gum #puddle

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I was kidding.

Probably.

#diapers #dadfail #daddydaughter

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I’ll just tell her it was damaged in shipping.

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well, Aaron Rogers is a bigger baby
@chicagobears #bears #nfl100 #packers @packers #superfans #dezwhite #nograterrivalry #nogreaterrivalry #dadfail #fatherandson #fatherdaughter

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Who wore it better? (The boy at 10 months the girl at 7 months)
Thanks @meijer for being consistent with your school supplies
#eraser #forbigmistakes

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“Look at all this floor space! So many activities!”
#stepbrothers #stepbrothersquote #meijer #pirate

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Sure, it’s a different look and feel when I do it with White Claws, but the sentiment is there #stonecold #nursehusband #nightshiftnurses #nightnurse #whiteclaw #beer #dadwin #andthatsthebottomline