Andrew Bernier

[Andrew Bernier @DontTellCoach]

“He had sega genesis for Christ’s sake. If you have Sonic the fucking cock sucking hedgehog you have no excuse to murder from boredom.” @Jimmypisfunny @WhismanSucks @MurderSmall

[Andrew Bernier @DontTellCoach]

@theslimjames The Rod

[James Pietragallo @Jimmypisfunny]

People have asked for more Rod Beck stories... here we are, after switching jerseys. He grew up a big Dodger fan & HATED the Yankees. So, we made a deal. He wore my Mattingly. I rocked his Pedro Martinez. So, I sort of got to see Rod as Yankee. From a 2006 phone, so a bit blurry.

[Andrew Bernier @DontTellCoach]

“How is it that you have arrived to be here?” @CrimeInSports @Jimmypisfunny @WhismanSucks

[Andrew Bernier @DontTellCoach]

“Shack dad with a jug of moonshine.” @CrimeInSports @Jimmypisfunny @WhismanSucks

[Andrew Bernier @DontTellCoach]

“My boss is a journeyman worm fucker.” @WhismanSucks @Jimmypisfunny @MurderSmall

[Andrew Bernier @DontTellCoach]

“Who the fuck are you, Powder? Now I can make forks all stick together!” @WhismanSucks @Jimmypisfunny @MurderSmall

[Andrew Bernier @DontTellCoach]

@theslimjames Is this your first drink?

[Andrew Bernier @DontTellCoach]

“He was a thug, a pimp, a druggie, and a psycho, other than that I’m sorry he’s dead.” @CrimeInSports @WhismanSucks @Jimmypisfunny

[Andrew Bernier @DontTellCoach]

Bigfoot: Find em, fight em, fuck em. @stoppodcasting @daveshumka @grahamclark

[Andrew Bernier @DontTellCoach]

“Can I protect my child from whitey’s evil influence?” @CrimeInSports @WhismanSucks @Jimmypisfunny

[Andrew Bernier @DontTellCoach]

@theslimjames @FO_VVerhei Fuck him

[Andrew Bernier @DontTellCoach]

@theslimjames

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

I’ve seen this commercial many times but never really listened to it until now and it’s pretty wild

[Funko @OriginalFunko]

RT & follow @OriginalFunko for the chance to win an @officialfye exclusive Hudson and Bronx Pop! 2-pack!

[Andrew Bernier @DontTellCoach]

Have you started auditioning yet @HenryLovesYou?

[Enrique De La Riva @HatingSince87]

@MattMcMuscles Dude.....https://t.co/ZieoxEIUq0

[Andrew Bernier @DontTellCoach]

“EVERYBODY LIKES TO GO TO THE POOL!”-Ross Blocher @OhNoPodcast @CarriePoppyYES

[Andrew Bernier @DontTellCoach]

“You don’t go swimming in the deep water if you’re already having trouble walking in the shallow water.” -“Fast” Eddie Johnson @WhismanSucks @Jimmypisfunny @CrimeInSports

[Andrew Bernier @DontTellCoach]

“A religious and oral upbringing” @WhismanSucks @Jimmypisfunny @MurderSmall

[Andrew Bernier @DontTellCoach]

@theslimjames Do you want to hear about the best day I ever had? It was when I heard “Bad Medicine” and “Runaway” back to back on my way to work.

[Andrew Bernier @DontTellCoach]

“He started crawling towards her in a threatening matter, minus a liver.” @WhismanSucks @Jimmypisfunny @CrimeInSports

[Andrew Bernier @DontTellCoach]

“Different guy playing teen wolf, different teen wolf. Different guy playing Styles, same Styles. @grahamclark @daveshumka @stoppodcasting