Don’t Tell Mum

Delightfully Offensive & Offensively Delightful Gifts from our new Etsy Shop

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This mug has nothing to do with elephants - nothing at all, in fact - they are err-elephant!

So if you’re not an elephant or you know someone else who isn’t an elephant - buy it now!

#irrelephant #elephant #elephantsofinstagram #elephantlover

https://t.co/nBPyIKX87j

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Everyone loves cats and everyone loves a nice cat mug especially when it has some vintage artwork. Maybe don’t get this one for Grandma though…

#caturday #CatsofTwittter #cats #pussy #letseatpussy #pussyeater #etsy #funnymugs #funny #rude

https://t.co/duuY2ixFWk

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Don’t get upset!
Don’t be defensive!
Just enjoy this mug,
It’s delightfully offensive!

#WorldPoetryDay #WorldPoetryDay2023

#teabag #teabagging #swingerlifestyle

https://t.co/T2ohx5LhZc

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‘Your Mother Has Two Cunts And You’re One Of Them’

Delightfully #Offensive mug from our #Etsy shop. The ideal gift for the #cunt in your life.

#insult #offensivegift #work

https://t.co/YrjTcnntuc

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The perfect mug for a music loving gardener with a sense of humour!

#beatles #60s #GardeningTwitter #gardenlife #dadjokes
#gardenshour #beetles #TheBeatles

https://t.co/qfT6h2gjXf

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It’s Monday again. Dust yourselves off and let’s get this shit over with.

#Mondaymorning #MondayMotivation #MondayMorning #Retail #work #etsy #etsyshop

https://t.co/y0aoRiTHD2

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Any Russians looking for a gift for Putin? We’ve got one for you. Downing Street staff? We’ve got you covered. Got a #shitboss, it goes without saying!

#putin #work #boss #employee #employer #WorkFromHome

https://t.co/FROE1ORwUC

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This is a very cool retro and racy 69 mug. We can also put a custom number of your choice making it ideal for birthdays or anniversaries.

#herbie #racing #motorracing #69 #sixtynine #RetroGP #retro

https://t.co/SAI3AWiBEm

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Moist.
We all know someone who hates the word moist, there’s just something about the way it sounds. What better way to annoy them than to make them see it everyday when when it’s coffee time?

https://t.co/YuQLomGAWZ

#moist #funnymug #annoyinggift

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If you grew up in or around #liverpool, #Merseyside, #Warrington or in the #northwest you’ll know the myths and legends around #purpleaki

#ifyouknowyouknow

#purpleacki #purpleakki
https://t.co/IXI7Wkxuyh

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There’s Always Time For Sexy Time!

Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise!

#sexytime #lover #romance #mugs #gifts #etsy

https://t.co/UZ68TnNrkd

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You’ve got this girls! Go out there and be awesome 😎 #thisgirlcan

#girlpower #thisgirlruns #superwoman #supermum #mothersday

https://t.co/cYK4a1vpuj

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Show your love for your favourite breed with our #doglover mugs. Message our Etsy page and we’ll add your mug to our range so you can drink a brew with your pooch in style!

#crufts2023 #crufts

https://t.co/OcT59xvsRS

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Do you like our #upsidedownpineapple mug? It’s very stylish. Hope it help you out 😉

#ifyouknowyouknow #IYKYK #swingerstyle #swinging #ukswingers #swingers #amateurswingers #realswingers #swingersclub

https://t.co/WEEbQAM8LU

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The perfect gift for #Wordle lovers.
You’ll find some other funny and rude #WordleGifts in our #EtsyShop

#wordlemug #etsy #etsyseller

https://t.co/KGINYVTuyD

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Let’s have nice brew and think about this…

#IStandWithGaryLineker #FuckTheTories

https://t.co/obuVuaR1Hz