67% Fox 4% JUSTICE

In constant pursuit of knowledge and truth but all I want is to care for animals, orphans, the homeless and all who are fair and selfless. I am a Muslim.

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Do you love yourself? Like your tweets so you know it's real.

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@hanancomplains 1: In the contemporary sense, "falling asleep at the wheel" refers to sleeping while driving.
2: The guy in the comic is in the past where there are no cars so what could the idiom possibly refer to? He fell asleep while trying to /invent/ the wheel
3: He get eat

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are nxwm doing more than the last heatwave to ensure the well-being of their drivers in this heat? many had been driving for hours without sufficient air conditioning

[NX West Midlands @nxwestmidlands]

Buses will be running as normal tomorrow across the West Midlands. Buy tickets and plan your journey on the app, search 'nxbus mticket' in the app store.

[domo @domojnr]

i'd rather have a twitter account for overwatch than be a fucking murderer. what the actual fuck

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i've been on a 7 year break from listening to new music but today i finally got around to listening to hard times by paramore. why did nobody tell me it features the most powerful version of hayley williams

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the app on your phone that allows people to call you is malware

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thinking about that dril tweet where he says something about nasa and snipers. the moon is ~3.5 million times the length of a saturn v rocket away. to make an equivalent shot like that using a gun would be like firing a 7mm bullet and hitting a 2 metre tall target 15 miles away

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you ever just think about fatboy slim's old school remix of wildchild's renegade master mix of a.d.o.r's one for the trouble

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Met somebody visiting Birmingham in the queue at Tortilla who asked me "how do I get out?" I wish I knew, buddy

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it's one of those things where i know it was good because somebody immediately said "i hate you"

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my entire life peaked today when i said a knife could literally be called a chopstick

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@JimSterling Jim, I've been trying to work out the name of this for /years/ but none of my family or friends could remember it at all. Thank you

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are you ok? do you need to eat an orange

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From the people who bought you the up-left lift, I give you the down-means-up lift

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I wanted to go down but I guess I'm going up-left instead