Don't be a Douche

How to avoid being the big 'D' in the modern world.

[Don't be a Douche @DontbeaDouche81]

If u complain about ur wittle sniffles or ur wittle stomach ache on facebook u dont get sympathy from me, u get eye rolls.
#dontbeadoche

[Don't be a Douche @DontbeaDouche81]

Being negative isn't productive.Shit happens.Take a moment to process it, then carry on.Being mad doesn't lead to being happy.#dontbeadouche

[Don't be a Douche @DontbeaDouche81]

For the love of God if u have a cold invest a few $ in cough drops or dayquil so ur not hacking up the joint. #gross #manners #donebeadouche

[Don't be a Douche @DontbeaDouche81]

Unless you're playing for $, chill the F out when you're playing sports.Its not that serious. #manners #thisaintthepros #dontbeadouche

[Don't be a Douche @DontbeaDouche81]

FYI, it pains me to have to type in short hand to fit my entire tweet. Find me on FB to see entire tweet.
https://t.co/FTm5ypFZhG

[Don't be a Douche @DontbeaDouche81]

If some1 says hello say hello back.If they say ty say ur welcome.Stop being stale n unpleasant.specially u teenagers #manners #dontbeadouche

[Don't be a Douche @DontbeaDouche81]

Speak when you're angry, and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. #staycalm #thinkbeforeyouspeak #manners #dontbeadouche

[Don't be a Douche @DontbeaDouche81]

Love this.
#manners #dontbeadouche

[Don't be a Douche @DontbeaDouche81]

Always put things back where you found them. #imnotyourmaid #manners #dontbeadouche

[Don't be a Douche @DontbeaDouche81]

Let your actions and behavior be dictated by your own moral compass and not be a reactions to others'. #integrity #manners #dontbeadouche

[Don't be a Douche @DontbeaDouche81]

Name calling in an argument is never necessary. Just stay calm and stick to the facts. #manners #beanadult #dontbeadouche

[Annie Monson @anniemonson]

#etiquette

[Don't be a Douche @DontbeaDouche81]

Couples should NOT wear matching clothing unless its Halloween. #gagme #barf #dontbeadouchecouple #dontbeadouche

[Don't be a Douche @DontbeaDouche81]

If you're that asshole who takes forever in the bathroom at a bar, stop being an asshole.Get out. #rude #manners #dontbeadouche

[Don't be a Douche @DontbeaDouche81]

#rude #getyourassup #manners #dontbeadouche

[Don't be a Douche @DontbeaDouche81]

Tighten up your handwriting, you're not in kindergarten anymore. #nochickenscratch #icantreadyourwriting #dontbeadouche

[Don't be a Douche @DontbeaDouche81]

Ur not the only person in this world.Close doors quietly, keep your voice down, dont block others view or path. #donotdisturb #dontbeadouche

[SheSpeaks @shespeaksup]

"Don't YUCK somebody else's YUM!" Great #manners for #kids http://t.co/svcL8mFIEN" via @askdocg

[Don't be a Douche @DontbeaDouche81]

Dont criticize the person ur friend is dating if they are a good person.Who cares if they r boring or ugly, etc.You dont have to date them.