Donte Lillard

I do standup comedy

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I’m a porch guy now. If I still drank Hennessy I’d reach transcendence.

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“Let me get a prolapsed asshole— the ocky way.”

“Sure Sure!”

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I come from a long line of white chain smokers. So when you comment on my chain smoking you’re actually shitting on my culture..

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