Sad news: Mr Democracy Manifest has died. The cultural icon, whose arrest inspired a thousand t-shirts and millions of downloads, had advanced cancer. His immortal words will echo thru generations: “What is the charge..eating a meal, a succulent Chinese meal?!!” Vale Jack Karlson
1. My cat screams at me to come up on my lap
2. I'm working so I tell him no
3. I remember that when he dies I'm going to think about each and every time I didn't let him sit on my lap
4. I sigh and let him up
5. He steps on my balls and leaves immediately
There’s a tradesman working in my house and I don’t think he knows I’m in the next room and can hear him enthusiastically saying “oh you’re so beautiful aren’t you oh you’re so precious” to my cat