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[John Fadule @fadule_]

Life is amazing:

-coffee exists
-gyms exist
-hot girls outnumber even moderately put-together dudes 2000 to 1
-you and your wife can drink 4 bottles of wine then smash all night without a condom
-you and your friends can hit the gym then smoke a joint at a Coldplay concert
-every food item in the world has been hunted/gathered for you (grocery stores)
-you could be working 16 hour days in a coal mine in a third world country

There are people who live in wheelchairs. There are kids born with disabilities. No 4th of July weekends, no sleepovers with their best friends staying up until 2AM watching Interstellar.

And you’re not SMASHING the gym like a grateful SAVAGE!? Eating healthy 90% of the time, calling your friends for no reason, CRUSHING it in your career, asking for the promotion, asking out your crush making her your girlfriend then your wife!?

You are spinning on a sphere in an infinite universe and the fact you’re alive is a 1 in 500 trillion miracle - you’re so lucky it’s absurd and you have nothing to lose :)

[🇺🇸Ben Owen™️🇺🇸 @hrkbenowen]

Retweet if you’d like to see @JimmyKimmelLive fired.

@ABC and @Disney are tagged.

[Om Patel @om_patel5]

sam altman watching ChatGPT hallucinate live on stage is the funniest thing i've seen all week

the CEO of OpenAI, on stage, in front of everyone, watching his own AI just make things up in real time

and his face says it all

this is the guy telling us AGI is coming soon btw

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Bernie Sanders: "If you don’t have any borders, you don’t have a nation... Trump did a better job. I don’t like Trump, but we should have a secure border. It ain’t that hard to do. Biden didn't do it."

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

REPORTER: “People are saying that the UFC should be paying artists instead of using generative AI.”

DANA WHITE: “Give me a f**king break. AI is coming and if we're using AI, who gives a sh*t? … Shut the f**k up and watch the fights.”

[Overton @overton_news]

Stephen A. Smith nearly blows a gasket reacting to Kamala Harris’ “I told you so” comments at Jesse Jackson’s memorial.

“It’s PISSING ME OFF!”

SMITH: “But the Kamala Harris thing…I am going to tell ya’ll right now I’m on the verge one of these days, real soon of blowing a gasket.”

“If I see…that lady…figuratively speaking in our face one more time talking about she told us so.”

“It’s pissing me off!”

“Because it’s implying that we didn’t support her. Nearly 75 million people voted for her. You had 107 day campaign…75 million people almost showed up to vote for you.”

“You had a BILLION and half dollars to spend!”

“We supported you! Why are you sitting at a memorial service in a church with nothing but Black people around you, talking to us about you told us so?!”

“Like we didn’t support you! I voted for her. Most Black folks voted for her. What are you talking about?!”

“We supported you when you didn’t necessarily earn our support.”

“You didn’t go through a primary.”

“You didn’t gallivant around the country earning our vote, knocking door to door.”

“You didn’t do that.”

“You bypassed the primary. You were HANDED presidential nomination for the Democratic Party once Biden stepped down!”

[Hambone's Word. 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 @Keithhambone]

Bill Maher obliterates woke reporter.

[Rick Rule @RealRickRule]

A true leader...

[Louise 💙 @louisedbegin]

Richard Simmons on Whose Line is literally one of the funniest things I've ever seen 👀😂😅

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

This seems like a very genuine and heartfelt message.

[Electroverse @Electroversenet]

In 2006, Al Gore released An Inconvenient Truth, a film that defined modern climate alarm.

In it, he warned Greenland and Antarctica's ice would melt, driving seas high enough to put major cities underwater, with entire coastlines redrawn.

Eighteen years later though, none of it has happened.

Not even close.

Meanwhile, Gore got very rich.

While ordinary people were told to feel guilty and cut back, he built a fortune. Gore became the first climate billionaire. His wealth came from green investment funds, such as board seats and advisory roles, 200k+ speaking fees and carbon credit trading.

Al Gore didn't save the planet.

He monetized fear.

[Chimp @CHIMPUSX]

The year is 1995

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

This is one meme I had to post, because I believe it is the most accurate assessment of Newsom’s character, or rather lack thereof, ever.

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

For a strong arm robber, they can kneel.

But they can’t stand for American citizens.

[Pete Hegseth @PeteHegseth]

HERO.

[Tyler Bowyer @tylerbowyer]

Some have given their life to fight for this country.

Others can’t even stand up for it.