Rob Wilkinson

Clinically proven and dermatologically tested. Collector of runcible spoons. Founder of the South East Junior Pipe and Cigar Smokers Club.

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“I should be on holiday “

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Rob Wilkinson rocking the #jubilee theme @URVGC today

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@chatabix1 @gillinghamjoe Santa’s gift to Chatabiscuits everywhere.

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Just when I thought I’d found a support group for my chronic diarrhea.

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Congratulations to @grumpygillsfan and Rob Wilkinson who have won the @URVGC Summer pairs final today 4 and 3 well played gents

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Biggest game in England’s history for 55 years and there are empty seats. Unbelievable!

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@URVGC View down the 17th this evening

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@freddiehalleade Congratulations! 😀

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Top tip. Change your “to do” list to “might do”. I’ve found it really works and I have a lot more time to sit around doing fuck all.

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Band and album names for sale. £11 each ono.

The Unctious Lanterns - Dribble Spirit
Funk Chutney - Gower’s Lament
The Doug Duggan Band - Tussage
The Henry Hong Quintet - Kowloon Bay Honky Tonk
The Trevor Purvis Coincidence - The Singles

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“Did you sleep well?”
“Slept like a baby”
“Good”
“No, I woke up crying after 2 hours ‘cos I’d shit myself.”

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So if the @FulhamFC goalkeeper Alphonse Areola makes a mistake, should the commentator say “He’s made a bit of a boob there”? And if not, why not??

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I’d like the scientific reason behind this please Boris you gormless erection.

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1st Capt/Secretary challenge of 2020 and off to a losing start with victory going to Rob Wilkinson and Graham Saunders at the 1st extra hole! A fantastic game played in good spirit and never more than one hole in it @URVGC in lovely condition too

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@MikeChandler01 @URVGC My shorts strategy definitely paid off!

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Get your Dutch name by spelling your last fart, followed by “van de” and spelling the sound of your last dump. Mine is “Praap van de Gloopenploppen”.

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@MalphasWats Yes I have, as I wrote it!

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Here’s a quiz if you’re bored...

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@ratemyplatenow Chicken in white wine

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@VindalooE16 Nice

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Cooking whilst on lockdown. Here’s my take on the classic Chicken in White Wine.